dayflation

In inflatable lawn decorations, when the decoration is empty, lying on the ground, during the day.

Because of dayflation, the neighbor's yard looked like a battle zone.

dayflation by Benton Quest November 17, 2010

morning deflation 

When you wake up and start deflating after a nice long night of building up gas throughout your digestive system.

"*beepbeep, beepbeep, beepbeep*
*Stretch, yawn, fart, burp*
Looks like I have started my morning deflation"

"Honey can you take your morning deflation to the bathroom?"

"If I don't start my morning deflation soon I might explode"

morning deflation by The_ALCH June 15, 2019

Daybation 

The act of masturbating during the day light hours

Friend 1: It's because you touch yourself at night
Friend 2: Nah that cannot be it, I practice daybation

Daybation by Weedy McRobeson May 12, 2011

daycation

A day trip. A day long vacation. Most daycations take place in amusement parks, or sometimes the beach.

Pete: Why weren't you at work yesterday?

Bill: Oh, the girlfriend and I took a daycation to six flags.

daycation by bobmcd123 August 28, 2007

dinflation

Dinflation is the phenomenon that occurs at a restaurant when the diners realize the check will likely be split evenly and over order, causing the final check to be inflated. The dinflation/over order is generally late in the meal and may be an extra bottle of wine, a digestif (e.g. port), or dessert that you wouldn't normally order.

This phenomenon is particularly prevalent in situations where a meal is spread out over many shared courses, where a bottle of wine is ordered & shared, when some of the party shows up late complicating things, or when patrons are not carrying cash and the polite thing to do is simply "split the check X ways" to save the waiter the headache.

The evening started out pretty reserved with just the three couples. But after a round of appetizers and two bottles of wine, folks realized the check was going to be complicated. Dinflation occurred when they set caution to the wind, ordered the most expensive cut of meat and someone even ordered a cigar.

dinflation by richard bullard barnes August 7, 2012

daykation 

A day in which the individual spends the majority of his day outdoors with a minimum of two hours exercise. Indoor activities are avoided as much as possible. Primary focus for the day is on increasing ones personal space, and fitness. Including other people in this activity is encouraged as our society is dangerously sedentary, being coaxed into the use of mood medications and getting commands and canned information from TV, movies and computer screens.

Hey, turn off your computer and let’s go for a daykation in the woods and hike on those trails by the river.

Maria got bored going to the movies every weekend and finally started having really fun daykations on Sundays jogging with her friends and their dogs at the beach.

daykation by Dr Willy September 8, 2009

Word deflation 

The phenomenon that occurs when a powerful descriptive word becomes popular and then loses its power though repetition and incorrect use. The word awesome was once reserved for sights like the Niagara Falls and accomplishments like climbing Mt. Everest, but now it can be appropriately used to describe a really good sandwich. Word deflation ultimately requires using or inventing an even more powerful descriptive word to gain the previous effect of the now deflated word. A car crash must be horrific if taking a really long time to find a parking spot is horrible.

I knew the word epic had suffered major word deflation when Kaylen used it to describe the results of his last trip to the bathroom.

Word deflation by Topper 7770 July 4, 2011