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Dinflation is the phenomenon that occurs at a restaurant when the diners realize the check will likely be split evenly and over order, causing the final check to be inflated. The dinflation/over order is generally late in the meal and may be an extra bottle of wine, a digestif (e.g. port), or dessert that you wouldn't normally order.

This phenomenon is particularly prevalent in situations where a meal is spread out over many shared courses, where a bottle of wine is ordered & shared, when some of the party shows up late complicating things, or when patrons are not carrying cash and the polite thing to do is simply "split the check X ways" to save the waiter the headache.
The evening started out pretty reserved with just the three couples. But after a round of appetizers and two bottles of wine, folks realized the check was going to be complicated. Dinflation occurred when they set caution to the wind, ordered the most expensive cut of meat and someone even ordered a cigar.
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Inflation 

If monkeys have one banana, banana valuable. If monkeys grow more banana, banana not rare, banana not valuable
I do not understand why printing more money would cause an inflation. I don't get it
Inflation by anonymous December 17, 2020

Facebook Inflation 

To "like" your own comment or status in order to increase its chances of showing in your friend's news feed.
Ray: I just liked my own status and now it's in your "top news."
Rash: Wow, man you're a snake.
Shah: Na man, that's Facebook Inflation right there

morning deflation 

When you wake up and start deflating after a nice long night of building up gas throughout your digestive system.
"*beepbeep, beepbeep, beepbeep*
*Stretch, yawn, fart, burp*
Looks like I have started my morning deflation"

"Honey can you take your morning deflation to the bathroom?"

"If I don't start my morning deflation soon I might explode"
morning deflation by The_ALCH June 15, 2019

D'inflation 

In sports, the inflation of a player's per-game statistics as caused by a particular style or system of the coach they are playing for. See: D'Antoni, Mike
"The only reason he averaged 24 points and 10 assists is because of Don Nelson's offensive scheme. His numbers were a result of shameless D'inflation."
D'inflation by Sports Guy Fan April 1, 2009

Futanari Inflation

A funny prank you can pull on unsuspecting friends that haven't dabbled around the internet very much. If you have a little decency, you would pull this on people whose search histories do not get checked by others.
friend 1: "Hey, did you know there is some Japanese guy name Ranto Futari who counterfeited like a billion dollars and got away with it?"

friend 2: "No way that sounds cool!"

friend 1: "Yeah just look up Futanari Inflation"

friend 2: *googles it* "Fuck you"

Image Inflation 

The de-valuing of images of beauty and nudity due to the unlimited images of all that on the Internet.
The subscription lists of Playboy and Penthouse magazines greatly declined due to the image inflation from the Internet.
Image Inflation by Techrex January 18, 2010