datte

a Vilde stealer who has multiple twitter accounts for no reason.

You suck a datte!

datte by Sargent McMuffin99 November 24, 2013

Heidi Date 

When a girl leads you on in believing that you are on a first date but strings you along as friends in order to get more free dinner and drinks

Mike went on a date with this girl thinking she was the one. She turned out to be a Heidi Date after putting him in the friend zone when she finished the lobster.

Heidi Date by will bitten January 23, 2017

Cooking Date 

A great way if you don’t have a lot of money or your budget doesn’t allow you to do things on a grand scale for your date. A cooking date makes you more creative when upping your romance game. Its cooking with seduction mixed in. Basically making your cooking game hot and sexy. Kissing and nibbling in the kitchen whether it’s on the back of the neck or on the lips. All done while chopping, cutting, stirring , rinsing, straining or
tasting food can lead to touching which can ultimately lead to another kind of cooking.

I had a date with Tangi last night.

So how did your cooking date go?

It didn’t because not everyone you meet is cooking date material or worthy.

Cooking Date by Starving Artist246 October 16, 2021

Dante with both hands 

When you hold an erect penis with one hand and "bop" it with the other hand.

"But Ms. Millnitch, Lucas is giving a dante with both hands in the bathroom!"

Dante with both hands by StephBae March 10, 2017

TV Dinner Date 

A male or female that is sexually Bland, Uninspiring, Repetitive, Cheap, Lazy, and of course Easy.....Resembling a TV Dinner.

You know you will be gettin one of their 3 Positions/Flavors.

(Salisbury Steak, Fried Chicken, turkey w/gravy)
Missionary, Cowgirl, Doggy

On a good night you might get dessert too.
(Cranberry crumble, or Brownie)
Reverse Cowgirl

The sex is cheap, easy to obtain, lazy in preparation, does not taste very good, and is not satisfying at all. It leaves you a Hungry Man or woman for more.

1. How are things going with that Slut 4 you, the one that didn't wear panties on the 1st date? (Response): Oh she has turned out to be about as exciting as a TV Dinner Date

2. A TV Dinner Date is such easy clean up......you get what little you can out of it, and then you just throw it away till the next one.

TV Dinner Date by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 13, 2019

Inverted Date 

A date that begins with sex, and then proceeds to the traditional dating activities (e.g. dinner, drinks, show, dancing); as opposed to the traditional order of dating where the activities lead up to the ultimate objective of sex at the end of date. Causes much confusion as the original purpose of the date no longer seems to exist.

She surprised me with an inverted date; I was totally confused and disoriented for the rest of the night.

Inverted Date by RayRayBeLove November 21, 2013

pulling a dante

Wearing Sunglasses inside. Most likely seen at parties.

He wore sunglasses to a party!
Woah dude, he's Pulling a Dante

pulling a dante by SaltElements June 14, 2014