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A group of people who are whiny and self-absorbed, cannot get enough of themsleves, and are constanly talking about their boring excapades.
I hate that stupid group of Dashboards all they talk about is their stupid little problems.
by Tanya Prinzing August 30, 2006
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Employee Performance Dashboards

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Dashboard Special

(Noun) The blowjob one receives from another player while in a vehicle in GTA; the RP version of the IRL sexual act called road head .

Made famous by Samantha Jones, Sandy Shores' fiiiiiiinest neighborhood hooker in the DOJRP community by YouTube creator BayAreaBuggs.
-"Hopefully you brought some clean lips for that dashboard special."
-"Oh, always. That's my one and only technique."
by DixieRekt26 October 18, 2017
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Dashboarded

This is when you push the eject disc button on your Xbox360, which sends to you the dashboard. The cause of this is when playing any game preferably modern warfare 2 and you get killed in such a stupid way that you rage and dashboard.
"Im Reecey" dashboarded faster than diana.
by Corp Ad. April 6, 2010
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Dashboard Elvis

Term used to describe the stressful act of having excessive demands placed upon you, or being unfairly manipulated, by colleagues or partners, to such an extent that you seem to have lost control of your limbs and are spiralling aimlessly from one task to the next without accomplishing a thing.

Derives from the car ornament of the same name where a jumpsuit clad image of the King spins frantically on the dashboard.
"How did that fucker get the job? He keeps changing his fuckin' mind and now I'm jumpin' around like a Dashboard Elvis."

"She told me to pick up the laundry, then pick up the kids after I've put the photos into Boots! She's got me dancin' around like a Dashboard Elvis."
by Erchie McGeakle December 24, 2006
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Dashboarding

The act of jumping to the xbox dashboard or turning the xbox off after having a bad round of Call of Duty to save your kill Death ratio.
Someone goes 2 and 15 in Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 and turns his/her xbox off (Dashboarding) before the game goes back to the pre-game lobby. Therefore eliminating their poor round.
by 3Oh!8 February 4, 2010
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dashboarding

To exit to the Xbox 360 Dashboard. Dashboarding is somewhat common in Infinity Ward's Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 when the player is looking to preserve their kill/death ratio or avoid a Tactical Nuke that was earned through boosting.

"When In Doubt, Dashboard Out"
Fwirth: Yo dawg, you're 2-5, you dashboarding?

DrezaR nXd: Yeah bro, I gotta preserve the KDR. You feelin' me?

Fwirth: Yeah bro I feel you.

DrezaR nXd: Aiight dawgs peace out.

DrezaR nXd disconnected due to transmission error.

Pet the Possum: Yo I can't believe DrezaR just peaced when we're about to win 4-0.

Fwirth: As Peter Parker once said, with great kill/death ratio comes great responsibility.
by xxTrueGangsterxx March 14, 2010
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