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Dashboard Special 

(Noun) The blowjob one receives from another player while in a vehicle in GTA; the RP version of the IRL sexual act called road head .

Made famous by Samantha Jones, Sandy Shores' fiiiiiiinest neighborhood hooker in the DOJRP community by YouTube creator BayAreaBuggs.
-"Hopefully you brought some clean lips for that dashboard special."
-"Oh, always. That's my one and only technique."
Dashboard Special by DixieRekt26 October 18, 2017

dartboarded

A term to describe the science and action of getting excessively inebriated beyond the point of coherence.
Mykola did you talk to that girl last night?

nah mate i got totally dartboarded, I couldn't talk without laughing
dartboarded by antoniodomino July 9, 2012

Dashboard Elvis 

Term used to describe the stressful act of having excessive demands placed upon you, or being unfairly manipulated, by colleagues or partners, to such an extent that you seem to have lost control of your limbs and are spiralling aimlessly from one task to the next without accomplishing a thing.

Derives from the car ornament of the same name where a jumpsuit clad image of the King spins frantically on the dashboard.
"How did that fucker get the job? He keeps changing his fuckin' mind and now I'm jumpin' around like a Dashboard Elvis."

"She told me to pick up the laundry, then pick up the kids after I've put the photos into Boots! She's got me dancin' around like a Dashboard Elvis."
Dashboard Elvis by Erchie McGeakle December 24, 2006

Dashboarding

The act of jumping to the xbox dashboard or turning the xbox off after having a bad round of Call of Duty to save your kill Death ratio.
Someone goes 2 and 15 in Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 and turns his/her xbox off (Dashboarding) before the game goes back to the pre-game lobby. Therefore eliminating their poor round.
Dashboarding by 3Oh!8 February 4, 2010

dashboarding

To exit to the Xbox 360 Dashboard. Dashboarding is somewhat common in Infinity Ward's Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 when the player is looking to preserve their kill/death ratio or avoid a Tactical Nuke that was earned through boosting.

"When In Doubt, Dashboard Out"
Fwirth: Yo dawg, you're 2-5, you dashboarding?

DrezaR nXd: Yeah bro, I gotta preserve the KDR. You feelin' me?

Fwirth: Yeah bro I feel you.

DrezaR nXd: Aiight dawgs peace out.

DrezaR nXd disconnected due to transmission error.

Pet the Possum: Yo I can't believe DrezaR just peaced when we're about to win 4-0.

Fwirth: As Peter Parker once said, with great kill/death ratio comes great responsibility.

dashboard confessional 

Living In Your Letters
dashboard confessional by Alex February 13, 2004