cushard

A charming man with an evil side and a very high intellect a man of strong mind as well as body …. More then likely well endowed

Cushard is such a smart young man he could do great as long as he can keep himself out of trouble that is…

by Allkashmoney November 22, 2021

custard dragon

When someone swallows so much cum they begin to cough it up

God look at her go she's going to be such a custard dragon later

by (•) (•) June 4, 2017

cowardly custard

Another name for a shit-bag. Taken from the lion in The Wizard of Oz

He is a cowardly custard, hiding behind his ebay posting I.D.

by Terence Dactyl July 2, 2014

Custard Cruncher

BBC Radio 1 DJ Scott Mills. He takes it upon himself to ruin people's September by playing "All I want for Christmas is you".

Get off my radio you custard cruncher. You should be suspended.

by custard001 September 26, 2018

Rhubarb and custard

A euphemism to describe the oozing from and infected orifice.

Doctor I don't know what it is, but it looks like rhubarb and custard.

by The curious bibliophile July 9, 2018

Fishfingers and Custard

The only food that the Doctor (Matt Smith) likes after regenerating. Amelia Pond has this in her freezer, and the Doctor finds it only after he tried almost every other food in Amelia's house.

I need... I need... I need....... Fishfingers and Custard!

*The Doctor gets a custard mustache*

Amelia Pond: Funny.

by heyitsyouknowwho November 5, 2011

Starfish Custard

The actual substance that causes the itchy, burning feeling in your brown eye (aka lack-a-wipe).

I'm suffering from a terrible case of lack-a-wipe, and need to get this starfish custard out of my anus.

by lkdzzbls August 11, 2010