Custard

Coined in Vancouver WA, it is a local term to indicate and ridicule a person who is bald on top of their head. It is also an alternative to the weak term "skullet." The only notable celebrities to correctly rock the custard are Reggie Bannister, of the Phantasm films, and Hollywood Hulk Hogan. Calling them a custard is a compliment.

That custard better watch his step, or I'll turn his wife and kids into custards too.

by The Rev Stonewall Hawkins July 05, 2011

Custard

When you have been turned down by a woman. Similar to receiving a custard pie in the face

"ha ha custard m8 she didn't like you"

by sugs79 August 16, 2008

Custard

1. A snack that is best served with jelly from you school canteen.

1. Could i please get a cup of jelly with custard.

by PositveMr June 14, 2009

Custard

A term referring to handsome/attractive men of East asian decent.

Girl 1: Ooh girl did you see all the custard at that party last night?

Girl 2: Hell yeah! I even copped some digits!

by Misty Moonsilver March 25, 2010

Custard

custard |ˈkʌstəd|
noun

a customer who is retarded emotionally.

ORIGIN - from a check-out chick

Emily: I was working the other day and this 'custard' kept asking for a tomato sauce. Well after the 4th time I dropped tomato sauce on their head.

by angastifolia June 22, 2011

Custard

Someone who is both cunt and a bastard at the same time

That Vladimir Putin is a proper custard

by The J_J February 28, 2022

Custard

The combination of cunt and bastard.

Shelly has really been a custard since she was dumped by Harold.

by Lisa L O O April 04, 2008