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cursometer

A device used to measure curseness in text messages/conversations andin online posts. Cursometers scale goes from 1-100, 1 being pg-13 and 100 being the most cursed thing you can imagine and then if you x10 that you would probably get close to what 100 is. Cursometer also has a feature that records previous interactions and remembers them then after some time it will start to give you advice like for an example : You should lock yourself into an insane asylum because even god cant fix you.
i used cursometer on my text messages and found out i should be locked up
by idkfck June 1, 2023
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Cuntometer

The measured effect of a cunt on a social or business setting
God, the cuntometer hit 11 in the office today!
by Canadaone October 22, 2013
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Carmometer

The thermometer in your car that displays the outside temperature.
Wow it is really cold today! I just looked at the carmometer and it says it's only 17 degrees!
by WordNerdsPDX December 20, 2009
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Cuntometer

Cuntometer (noun), Device for detecting cunts, example lawyers, politicians or estate agents. One holds the cuntometer in front of the target. If the target is a “cunt” then the device will show red, otherwise it shows green.
I met that sales guy from the estate agents yesterday, lucky I had my cuntometer, it showed red and I told him to f***k off and stick his beaujeu apartment up his ass.
by Dr Lingus December 9, 2008
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Corometery

A small area in the cemetery that has been allocated for those who had died of Covid-19, so that future generations would remember the price their ancestors paid in fighting the pandemic.
Only the wealthy have so far been able to bury their loved ones in a corometery, because the burial space commands a premium price, which is beyond what the common people could afford—who says that death doesn’t differentiate between the rich and the poor?
by Covido November 14, 2020
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Chrisometer

A unit of measure slightly larger than a mile, used for measuring penis length.
His penis was 3 Chrisometers long.
by Anonymous March 29, 2003
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cussometer

A meter to define or measure a cuss word's effect on the general public and or anyone who may use it. A means to determine what words are generally acceptable and what words should not be used in a conversation. Ever.
The word jerk is very high on Marcy's cussometer.
by raidercoy March 24, 2009
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