Chrisometer

A unit of measure slightly larger than a mile, used for measuring penis length.

His penis was 3 Chrisometers long.

by Anonymous March 29, 2003

chronometer

1) A very accurate clock.
2) A poster on a number of board with an unpredictable streak

That Chronometer is teh secksay beast!

by Chronometer August 2, 2003

Chronometer

Prior to the invention of the chronometer, pirates did not have an accurate method for measuring time, without which led to them steering off course and sometimes missing their destinations entirely. The chronometer's time-keeping accuracy allowed sailors to measure the stars against specific points in time, thus giving them their longitude. This changed navigation forever by allowing sailors to stay on the correct course to their destination.

Arg matey, set your chronometer!

by Captain Loser October 23, 2005

chronometer

A device for the telling or measurment of time; clock.

I put my new chronometer on the wall.

by Hellcry June 26, 2004

Chronometer

A clock, basically

Guy 1- "Hey, have you got the time?"

Guy 2- "Sure, let me just check my chronometer."

Guy 1- "What?"

by Ed Browne August 6, 2010

cursometer

A device used to measure curseness in text messages/conversations andin online posts. Cursometers scale goes from 1-100, 1 being pg-13 and 100 being the most cursed thing you can imagine and then if you x10 that you would probably get close to what 100 is. Cursometer also has a feature that records previous interactions and remembers them then after some time it will start to give you advice like for an example : You should lock yourself into an insane asylum because even god cant fix you.

i used cursometer on my text messages and found out i should be locked up

by idkfck June 1, 2023