cussometer

A meter to define or measure a cuss word's effect on the general public and or anyone who may use it. A means to determine what words are generally acceptable and what words should not be used in a conversation. Ever.

The word jerk is very high on Marcy's cussometer.

by raidercoy March 24, 2009

Cuntometer

The measured effect of a cunt on a social or business setting

God, the cuntometer hit 11 in the office today!

by Canadaone October 22, 2013

Cuntometer

Cuntometer (noun), Device for detecting cunts, example lawyers, politicians or estate agents. One holds the cuntometer in front of the target. If the target is a “cunt” then the device will show red, otherwise it shows green.

I met that sales guy from the estate agents yesterday, lucky I had my cuntometer, it showed red and I told him to f***k off and stick his beaujeu apartment up his ass.

by Dr Lingus December 9, 2008

cursometer

A device used to measure curseness in text messages/conversations andin online posts. Cursometers scale goes from 1-100, 1 being pg-13 and 100 being the most cursed thing you can imagine and then if you x10 that you would probably get close to what 100 is. Cursometer also has a feature that records previous interactions and remembers them then after some time it will start to give you advice like for an example : You should lock yourself into an insane asylum because even god cant fix you.

i used cursometer on my text messages and found out i should be locked up

by idkfck June 1, 2023

pussometer

Handy tool for keeping track of the potential pussy you may receive in a week.

Kaleb always forgets his pussometer at home but lucky for him, Tim always brings a spare. pussypussy meter

by SuperDaddySweetDick March 22, 2016

Customeering

Addressing a customer's requirements with software written by an engineering team in a very short timeframe leveraging a platform

The customeering on the project was excellent and made it successfulf

by ianthm June 21, 2022