cuption

A fake word that does not exist. Primarily used by big word individuals and anyone who spells douchebag wrong.

Bruh..... that's a cuption and you know it.

cuption by Bonobo Den March 12, 2022

Youtube captions 

A tool on Youtube that changes speech to text. It's notoriously unreliable.

*Youtube captions enabled

Person in video: "And there was light."
Caption: "Andy ear weasel eight."

Youtube captions by Andymii January 21, 2016

closed caption 

A device/program that can be used to display spoken text on a screen. This is usually used for people who have lost the ability to hear or ARE losing their ability to hear effectively(old people.) This is also used frequently by my friends who go outside to smoke and watch TV through the sliding glass door....the bastards.

1. Dorris can barely hear a train run over her cats, but thanks to closed captioning she can still see what that shit-head Bush has to say about foreign policies.

2. "Yo, turn on the closed captioning. I wanna see what they're saying while I smoke." -friends

closed caption by bAc0Nb0Y November 12, 2003

Ception 

A word that is often used after a noun to explain that the said noun has multiple layers of it.

This term became popular after the 2010 movie Inception (directed by Chris Nolan) was released, due to Inception's use of multi-layered dreams.

Train-ception: A train inside of a train inside of a train etc...

Frog-ception: A frog inside of a frog inside of a frog etc...

Russian Stacking Doll-ception: A stacking doll inside of a stacking doll inside of a stacking doll etc...

Ception by ahriik May 16, 2011

Contra-Ception 

The sexual act of talking about the video game Contra, so that the woman that you are having intercourse with will get bored and will remove your penis from her vagina before ejaculation to avoid pregnancy when you are unable to remove your penis yourself.

Bill was having sex with his girlfriend, and was about to cum. Lucky he was able to use Contra-Ception to have her pull him out because his hands were stuck.

Or

Tom had his hands handcuffed to the bed, so he Contra-Ceived his girlfriend so that he would not cause a pregnancy.

Contra-Ception by Chuck the Old Man January 11, 2011

coption 

An option given by a cop

“He gave me a coption, rat my homies out or go to jail.”

coption by theauthormarkwilkins September 17, 2017

favre-ception 

An interception thrown at a very inopportune time causing a momentum shift ("game-changer") and usually resulting in the loss of the game.

Eli Manning got lucky during last nights game, he threw a favre-ception but still managed to pull off a win.

favre-ception by ashleeh20 October 27, 2010