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Cuntion

An unspecified miniscule space or distance between at least two points...measured only by empirical senses, such as sight, sound or tastes....ie: 'That bullet missed the artery by cuntion or less.'
'Could you turn the noise down just a cuntion.'
'Beans could use a cuntion more salt.'
....Lay-persons have described cuntion as a split-thickness of a cunt hair and as we all know, it takes ten to twelve cunt hairs to equal the thickness of dental floss.
Get a bigger hammer 'cause it only lacks a cuntion of going in.
by TurtleII June 12, 2018
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Cuntion

The cuntion of that cunt is supurb.
by Jewpwnr March 19, 2008
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cuntington’s whorea

Cuntington’s Whorea refers to a progressive condition characterized by uncontrollable use of nasty words. Usually occurs in mean burned-out biotches who are overdue for retirement.

This is incidentally a “spoonerism” of a legit related medical condition, Huntington’s Chorea, which is accompanied by uncontrollable movements of the limbs and death of brain cells.
Man, I figured out what is wrong with her - She has Cuntington's Whorea!

The Doc just diagnosed her with Cuntington’s Whorea...prognosis is poor - we can count on frequent outbursts of nastiness from here on out...but now that she has a diagnosis, she can’t be blamed for it anymore...lucky bitch
by Mandi Harmony May 30, 2018
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Boring cuntiness

Boring cuntiness is an illness that people are diagnosed with if they are rude, annoying , mean for no reason , and have absolutely no sense of humour.

The disease was first discovered by K.R. And M.B.
I diagnose TW with boring cuntiness
by Foundationenglishandmathsgals January 16, 2020
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Cuntimonious

cuntimoniuos - a self righteous, arrogant, egotistical, narcissistic, sanctimonious cunt.
My former boss at the railroad was so cuntimonious that I had no choice but to quit!
by Skroatum April 16, 2021
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Cuntinental Breakfast

To use a female's vagina as a bowl for your cereal. After the cereal and milk is inserted it is then eaten out of the snatcharoo. Silverware optional. If lucky charms are used there is a slight chance of catching the untreatable "pubic leprechauns."
"Jimmy I've been at NASCAR all day long and I haven't had a bite to eat"

"Don't worry Alex I'm sure your sister will have a 'Cuntinental Breakfast' prepared for you when you get home"
by 101202 July 27, 2014
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Cuntyon

A woman's vagina that smells like an onion.
My friend called his girlfriend a cuntyon after having oral sex.
by J. Luck January 14, 2017
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