Cumption

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You need courage to collect the big, juicy pile of cum in your cellar. Do not cave in. Do not clean. Build it bigger. The resilience not to give in is called cumption, and it is mustered from deep within.

Mother is knocking on the cellar door. Will you mop the pile, or gather the cumption to preserve it?

Cumption by Marlando of Shadowmere May 27, 2021

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Cumption

That moment when you're about to ejaculate but get scared at the same time resulting in the biggest orgasm of your life.

Guy 1: Bro my mom walked in on me jerkin it and I had a cumption
Guy 2: Did you at least aim at her face?

Cumption by Mr.kirito:) June 30, 2022

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Cumption

A comforting group of people or friends
The feeling you get from a plush blanket when its cold and the cold side of a pillow

That was a great cumption last night with all our friends

I slept so well last night because of my cumptious blanket

Cumption by LinguisticFool November 17, 2023

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cuption

A fake word that does not exist. Primarily used by big word individuals and anyone who spells douchebag wrong.

Bruh..... that's a cuption and you know it.

cuption by Bonobo Den March 12, 2022

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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