You need courage to collect the big, juicy pile of cum in your cellar. Do not cave in. Do not clean. Build it bigger. The resilience not to give in is called cumption, and it is mustered from deep within.
Mother is knocking on the cellar door. Will you mop the pile, or gather the cumption to preserve it?
by Marlando of Shadowmere May 27, 2021
Get the Cumptionmug. That moment when you're about to ejaculate but get scared at the same time resulting in the biggest orgasm of your life.
Guy 1: Bro my mom walked in on me jerkin it and I had a cumption
Guy 2: Did you at least aim at her face?
Guy 2: Did you at least aim at her face?
by Mr.kirito:) June 30, 2022
Get the Cumptionmug. A comforting group of people or friends
The feeling you get from a plush blanket when its cold and the cold side of a pillow
The feeling you get from a plush blanket when its cold and the cold side of a pillow
That was a great cumption last night with all our friends
I slept so well last night because of my cumptious blanket
I slept so well last night because of my cumptious blanket
by LinguisticFool November 17, 2023
Get the Cumptionmug.