A device/program that can be used to display spoken text on a screen. This is usually used for people who have lost the ability to hear or ARE losing their ability to hear effectively(old people.) This is also used frequently by my friends who go outside to smoke and watch TV through the sliding glass door....the bastards.
1. Dorris can barely hear a train run over her cats, but thanks to closed captioning she can still see what that shit-head Bush has to say about foreign policies.
2. "Yo, turn on the closed captioning. I wanna see what they're saying while I smoke." -friends
2. "Yo, turn on the closed captioning. I wanna see what they're saying while I smoke." -friends
by bAc0Nb0Y November 12, 2003
Get the closed captionmug. Prebroken for your convenience.
Matt picked up the box of mirrors and noticed the "Fragile" written on the side. He shook it once, noted the sound of glass shaking around and nodded solemnly. "Ahhh, already broken." He tossed it into the claims cart and continued to stock Furniture.
by bAc0Nb0Y August 1, 2005
Get the Fragilemug. One of the funniest comedy websites available on the internet. The creators use linked X-boxes along with their Halo games to make a comedy based in the popular "Blood Gulch" map. Definately worth a look.
www.redvsblue.com
www.redvsblue.com
Dude, did you catch the newest Red vs Blue? It's fan-fucking-tastic!
Church:Tex walked up to him, pulled his skull out of his head, and beat him to death with it.
Blue:Wait a second...how do you beat someone to death with their own skull? That doesn't seem physically possible.
Church:That's exactly what Jimmy kept screaming.
Jimmy:THIS DOESN'T *WHAM* SEEM PHYSICALLY *WHAM* POSSIBLE!
Church:Tex walked up to him, pulled his skull out of his head, and beat him to death with it.
Blue:Wait a second...how do you beat someone to death with their own skull? That doesn't seem physically possible.
Church:That's exactly what Jimmy kept screaming.
Jimmy:THIS DOESN'T *WHAM* SEEM PHYSICALLY *WHAM* POSSIBLE!
by bAc0Nb0Y February 14, 2004
Get the Red Vs Bluemug. n; A sequel to a popular or not so popular movie that has nothing to do with the original save for the name and a few characters. Brought about by Disney's tendency to make a really good movie (Lion King, Aladdin) and then use the name to make a sequel while pouring as little money/time/effort into the project as possible(Lion King 2, Aladdin 2). This maximizes profits while minimizing cost. They also suck. Noticing that Disney makes a lot of money off of such tactics, other famous movie companies have begun to do the same.(Bring It On; Bring It On Again: Both crap, but atleast the first one had attractive women.)
Usually these movies are brought straight to video/dvd to make sure everyone gets it as soon as possible(i.e. Much cheaper to skip the theatre and jump straight to video.)
A simple way to spot a Disney Sequel is the advertisement "Straight to Video" or anything Disney with a two or above on the end of it.
Usually these movies are brought straight to video/dvd to make sure everyone gets it as soon as possible(i.e. Much cheaper to skip the theatre and jump straight to video.)
A simple way to spot a Disney Sequel is the advertisement "Straight to Video" or anything Disney with a two or above on the end of it.
Oh man, "Bring It On Again?" You can tell it's a Disney Sequel just from watching the trailer!
"Lion King 1.5?" Might as well call it "Lion King we butchered the animation, hired no-name voice actors, and added some useless side character to help the excessively deep children's story."
"Lion King 1.5?" Might as well call it "Lion King we butchered the animation, hired no-name voice actors, and added some useless side character to help the excessively deep children's story."
by bAc0Nb0Y January 29, 2004
Get the Disney Sequelmug. 1.Andrea has some real talent when she uses her right hand, but that left of hers really brings it home. That's what I call ambidextrious.
2.Never trust those ambidextrious people, the ability to shake someone's hand and stab them in the back at the same time with either hand is never something to be underestimated.
2.Never trust those ambidextrious people, the ability to shake someone's hand and stab them in the back at the same time with either hand is never something to be underestimated.
by bAc0Nb0Y November 9, 2003
Get the ambidextriousmug. What usually occurs on urbandictionary.com when morons don't understand how to use brackets in the proper manner. I mean, I'm reading the instructions right now and it's easy shit. How can these morons fuck that up!?!?!
Jimmy posted a definition on here and wanted to link it to other words to better help the reader understand his definition. Unfortunately, he's a fuck up and put word all over the place instead of simply placing brackets around the word he wanted to link. Idiot.
by bAc0Nb0Y December 3, 2003
Get the wordmug. n, A sandwich that is made when a crazy italian gentleman puts his own hand on a ciabata roll, adds some marinara and then toasts it. Consumption is usually followed by said Italian crying and screaming "WHY?!" while staring at the stump on their arm where their hand used to be.
Joe pulled the Italian Hand Hoagie out of the oven and took a large bite before screaming in agony as he realized he was eating his own hand. "WHY?!" he screamed as he took another bite.
by bAc0Nb0Y July 1, 2009
Get the Italian Hand Hoagiemug.