11 definitions by bAc0Nb0Y

Prebroken for your convenience.
Matt picked up the box of mirrors and noticed the "Fragile" written on the side. He shook it once, noted the sound of glass shaking around and nodded solemnly. "Ahhh, already broken." He tossed it into the claims cart and continued to stock Furniture.
by bAc0Nb0Y July 14, 2005
v, A combination of schooled and owned. Usually announced in a loud manner after defeating someone at something so severely that the usage of owned, pwned, or schooled doesn't quite get the point across. It is normally used to taunt your opponent into either trying harder to best you or losing their cool and performing worse. The prefered slam of Jesse, Robert, and Matt. Matt originally started the phenomenom back in late 2005 after a grueling match of Halo 2.
Halo 2: Game Over.
Matt: Schowned!
Jesse: What?
Robert: *laughing* What the hell did you just say?
Matt: Schowned.
Jesse: *laughing* I have no idea what that is, but it's the greatest thing I've heard this year.
Robert: Matt, you rock my world.
Jesse: I'm totally putting this on UrbanDictionary.com
by bAc0Nb0Y March 29, 2006
A device/program that can be used to display spoken text on a screen. This is usually used for people who have lost the ability to hear or ARE losing their ability to hear effectively(old people.) This is also used frequently by my friends who go outside to smoke and watch TV through the sliding glass door....the bastards.
1. Dorris can barely hear a train run over her cats, but thanks to closed captioning she can still see what that shit-head Bush has to say about foreign policies.

2. "Yo, turn on the closed captioning. I wanna see what they're saying while I smoke." -friends
by bAc0Nb0Y November 13, 2003
n; A sequel to a popular or not so popular movie that has nothing to do with the original save for the name and a few characters. Brought about by Disney's tendency to make a really good movie (Lion King, Aladdin) and then use the name to make a sequel while pouring as little money/time/effort into the project as possible(Lion King 2, Aladdin 2). This maximizes profits while minimizing cost. They also suck. Noticing that Disney makes a lot of money off of such tactics, other famous movie companies have begun to do the same.(Bring It On; Bring It On Again: Both crap, but atleast the first one had attractive women.)

Usually these movies are brought straight to video/dvd to make sure everyone gets it as soon as possible(i.e. Much cheaper to skip the theatre and jump straight to video.)

A simple way to spot a Disney Sequel is the advertisement "Straight to Video" or anything Disney with a two or above on the end of it.
Oh man, "Bring It On Again?" You can tell it's a Disney Sequel just from watching the trailer!

"Lion King 1.5?" Might as well call it "Lion King we butchered the animation, hired no-name voice actors, and added some useless side character to help the excessively deep children's story."
by bAc0Nb0Y January 30, 2004
n, A sandwich that is made when a crazy italian gentleman puts his own hand on a ciabata roll, adds some marinara and then toasts it. Consumption is usually followed by said Italian crying and screaming "WHY?!" while staring at the stump on their arm where their hand used to be.
Joe pulled the Italian Hand Hoagie out of the oven and took a large bite before screaming in agony as he realized he was eating his own hand. "WHY?!" he screamed as he took another bite.
by bAc0Nb0Y July 2, 2009
v, The act of bag tagging your boyfriend/spouse's balls in front of his father figure. This is usually followed by a lot of weird explanations and red faces.
Erin fishbacked Rob right in front of his catholic father. The poor bastard.
by bAc0Nb0Y January 26, 2004
A short greeting that was a nice way of saying "Hello." Has since been replaced with:
1. Fo shizzle my nizzle!
2. Wassup?
3. What's happenin'?
4. What up bra?
5. YOOO!
6. How are ya?
7. I'll give you five for her.
8. Hi.
9. Hola, mi amigo, como estas?
"Good day to you, sir" said the fine english gent. "Fuck off bitch," replied the friendly white honkey.
by bAc0Nb0Y November 13, 2003