captionese

when a statement resembles anime cations

person1:I wanna hit the restroom.
person2:Thats so captionese

by uusaid January 2, 2024

Cartinese

Cartinese is a great language Playboi Carti invented.

“What do you think of that boy? He thic right?”
Nig u sus s fkc mn. Lke fcus o bs mn

“Fuck you man, you speaking Cartinese again? Fuck that”
Nig wtch wht u syin. Crtnse s t ril shi

“I can’t understand a word. Speak english”
Sht fak ap. ei b sptn

“Nigga you’re not carti.”

by Prf a Nig unvsty September 23, 2020

cartinese

The language of Playboi Carti

friend: “Yo you speak cartinese?”
me: “£€¥!!!¥££¥¥£££!!!”

by fuckingrard03 January 9, 2019

cartinese

The language of musical and lyrical god Playboi Carti. Only the most advanced individuals can speak and understand this language.

Friend: Yo bro, wya?
Me: *speaking cartinese* !omw/* ok ! / * slaTT

by theretardthatyoulove January 16, 2019

Cartinese

Evidence of this language was first documented in Tyler the Creators single, “EARFQUAKE” from IGOR 2019.
What the fuck is Carti saying.

~Cartinese transcript~

“lyngabaderoi

longifuhbounoi

neetnatfuhmylauh
imitefuhmylau
yotegosehtmeup!
bitgonsetmeup!
imwityleyuh!
heridlikedacash
andshewicked
likewoahvicky
ohmygod!
diminatimini

slimeyup”

by soggycrackers June 14, 2019

Cartinese

Playboi Carti's unique language that isn't easy to learn.

Cartinese is like this:

director: "hit me up with that stuff!"
carti: "theywanabecrae" (from the song Kid Cudi)

by CartineseBoy June 2, 2019

Youtube captions

A tool on Youtube that changes speech to text. It's notoriously unreliable.

*Youtube captions enabled

Person in video: "And there was light."
Caption: "Andy ear weasel eight."

by Andymii January 21, 2016