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Cuntional 

Anything that is done in the style of a cunt. An item that is offensive, unhelpful, insulting, obstructive or demeaning. Best used in situations where use of the word cunt may result in harm to oneself, and the subject isn't intelligent enough to understand the implications (see example).
If a manager treats his staff badly he has a 'cuntional' management style, rather than him simply being called a cunt, thus reducing the likelyhood of being sacked.
Cuntional by Doug Chaney December 16, 2004
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cuntional 

Done in the manner of a c*nt. Not supportive of others, often misleading. Useless, or mind-buggeringly stupid.
"cuntional specification"

– a useless specification that provokes resentment, frustration and, in extreme cases, resignations.
cuntional by Dr Snooks December 16, 2004

Cuntmongler 

A rather promiscuous male with the ability to communicate and, through strict meditation or indifference, become one with the cunt. Typically found in darker areas of commute, these rare specimen hunt typically in the late night and early daytime hours, stalking their prey.
Girl 1:"Did you see that guy downtown last night at the pub?"

Girl 2: "Yeah, that's Rick, he's a mean Cuntmongler. Watch out for him or you might find your panties wrapped around your ankles faster than you can say 'Hi, my name is...'".
Cuntmongler by The Cumdumpster January 7, 2016

cuntronaboy 

1. A man who still wants to meet up in the real world, despite the government officials and experts warning against it.
2. Someone who’s prepared to risk the lives of others (during a pandemic) to get his dick wet.
In a sentence
It turned out that the cuntronaboy had chlamydia.

Cuntinatae 

I just walked into a bar it seems the cuntinatae are in town
Cuntinatae by sunny as fuck September 22, 2015

Cuntinually

When somebody has the tendency to annoy you non-stop and saying "they have been continually annoying" just doesn't suffice.
Person 1: Dude, did you hear the crap coming out of *name*'s mouth yesterday?
Person 2: Absolutely! She has been cuntinually annoying me for weeks now
Cuntinually by Matsumoto111 June 3, 2010

Cationality 

A "personality" of a cat.

A pussys swagger.
My cat has the best Cationality of any pussy Ive ever met.
Cationality by Timaysackboy March 11, 2011
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