cunttwaffle 

Pronounced (K-ON-T•Tá-Waffle) fusion of cunt twat waffle. Is an arrogant, pretentious, douchebag known for spouting off rancid ideologies and willfully ignorant tirades with a strange muffled sound akin to that of a quiff. And it would so happen this person or persons smell like discarded feminine toiletries. These folk are mostly seen wearing hideous, unfashionable, comically small, grotesque bow ties, and often has a face that of a dumbfound trust fund baby who has failed to get into the V.I.P area even after name dropping his fathers name and offered a hefty bribe to the bouncer.

Is often the tool in the movie that will sellout and immediately get his shit wrecked afterwards.

Tucker Carlson you unbelievable, pathetic, Cunttwaffle!

cunttwaffle by 4s8k3nT3D April 28, 2021

cuntwaffle

noun: Term used to describe a "special" kind of person that has reached such a level of annoyance that no other word seems to suffice; word used to describe the ultimate douche bag.

That cuntwaffle just backed into me.

cuntwaffle by EmilyBinx July 10, 2014

cuntwaffle

A less than polite insult for someone who has taken their cunty levels to the point where you simply can't figure out if you're impressed or confused. This cuntwaffle is also prone to length emails and conversations, expounding on his cunty ways. Ego, misguided confidence, and a shit ton of entitlement is usually also involved.

Andrew is such a cuntwaffle

cuntwaffle by Turtle dick June 29, 2017

cuntwaffle

The state of being such a cunt, that you are a waffle too.

Shannon is a cuntwaffle!

cuntwaffle by Josh August 17, 2003

cuntsnaffle 

To be close and intimate with a particularly "juicy" ladyhole.

I was just about to give her a jolly good cuntsnaffle, when in walked the butler!

cuntsnaffle by gavin April 26, 2005

CUNTWAFFLE

A person not cool or masculine enough to be considered a douchbag, but every bit as irritating if not more so.

Hes an idiot that gets on your last damn nerve. The person you know that suffers from excessive verbal diarrhea. The one you want to smack in the face with a pick-axe. He's who has done it all and done it better than you.

His behavior warrants him being described of a loose dangly vagina with warm leathery lips, and slight seepage that has crusted up giving it the smell of a blue roomon a muggy July afternoon in Georgia.

CHAD_NORTON is certainly a CUNTWAFFLE of Epic proportions.
He has the worst disposition and constantly uses people for his own gain.

CUNTWAFFLE by suomyuouA December 4, 2018

Cunttwaddle 

The annoying insetuois neighbor who refuses to control his inbread dog therefore causing the village folk to run in fear. Not your typical asshole.

That guy across the street is a real cunttwaddle!

Cunttwaddle by Chickensalad1 June 15, 2018