Pronounced (K-ON-T•Tá-Waffle) fusion of cunt twat waffle. Is an arrogant, pretentious, douchebag known for spouting off rancid ideologies and willfully ignorant tirades with a strange muffled sound akin to that of a quiff. And it would so happen this person or persons smell like discarded feminine toiletries. These folk are mostly seen wearing hideous, unfashionable, comically small, grotesque bow ties, and often has a face that of a dumbfound trust fund baby who has failed to get into the V.I.P area even after name dropping his fathers name and offered a hefty bribe to the bouncer.
Is often the tool in the movie that will sellout and immediately get his shit wrecked afterwards.
Is often the tool in the movie that will sellout and immediately get his shit wrecked afterwards.
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A less than polite insult for someone who has taken their cunty levels to the point where you simply can't figure out if you're impressed or confused. This cuntwaffle is also prone to length emails and conversations, expounding on his cunty ways. Ego, misguided confidence, and a shit ton of entitlement is usually also involved.
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Get the cuntwaffle mug.by gavin April 26, 2005
Get the cuntsnaffle mug.A person not cool or masculine enough to be considered a douchbag, but every bit as irritating if not more so.
Hes an idiot that gets on your last damn nerve. The person you know that suffers from excessive verbal diarrhea. The one you want to smack in the face with a pick-axe. He's who has done it all and done it better than you.
His behavior warrants him being described of a loose dangly vagina with warm leathery lips, and slight seepage that has crusted up giving it the smell of a blue roomon a muggy July afternoon in Georgia.
Hes an idiot that gets on your last damn nerve. The person you know that suffers from excessive verbal diarrhea. The one you want to smack in the face with a pick-axe. He's who has done it all and done it better than you.
His behavior warrants him being described of a loose dangly vagina with warm leathery lips, and slight seepage that has crusted up giving it the smell of a blue roomon a muggy July afternoon in Georgia.
CHAD_NORTON is certainly a CUNTWAFFLE of Epic proportions.
He has the worst disposition and constantly uses people for his own gain.
He has the worst disposition and constantly uses people for his own gain.
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