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cuntwaffle

noun: Term used to describe a "special" kind of person that has reached such a level of annoyance that no other word seems to suffice; word used to describe the ultimate douche bag.
That cuntwaffle just backed into me.
cuntwaffle by EmilyBinx July 10, 2014

chudwaffle 

What you are called by the highwaymen in the prison in far cry new dawn
"your new name is... Chudwaffle go to your workstation Chudwaffle!"
chudwaffle by Digger naggot January 19, 2020

cuntwaffle

A less than polite insult for someone who has taken their cunty levels to the point where you simply can't figure out if you're impressed or confused. This cuntwaffle is also prone to length emails and conversations, expounding on his cunty ways. Ego, misguided confidence, and a shit ton of entitlement is usually also involved.
Andrew is such a cuntwaffle
cuntwaffle by Turtle dick June 29, 2017

cobwaffler

A person who regularly receives ejaculated semen directly on the face. Can be used as an insult and/or a term of endearment.
A cobwaffler rarely needs to moisturize.
cobwaffler by Lovahhh July 15, 2003

cuntwaffle

The state of being such a cunt, that you are a waffle too.
Shannon is a cuntwaffle!
cuntwaffle by Josh August 17, 2003
A combination of chicken and waffles. A shorter, catchy term being integrated into the negro community.
Bob : I could really go for some chicken and waffles right now!

Tyrone: Nigga I feel that, lets go get some chwaffles.
Chwaffles by RedHotNegro August 1, 2013
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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