noun: Term used to describe a "special" kind of person that has reached such a level of annoyance that no other word seems to suffice; word used to describe the ultimate douche bag.
by EmilyBinx July 11, 2014
A less than polite insult for someone who has taken their cunty levels to the point where you simply can't figure out if you're impressed or confused. This cuntwaffle is also prone to length emails and conversations, expounding on his cunty ways. Ego, misguided confidence, and a shit ton of entitlement is usually also involved.
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by ShandaAwesome April 07, 2017
A wide range of meanings, not always bad, just a name for someone and you choose the meaning behind it. My cousin made this word up, and it took the world by storm.
by RazrBladeKitty April 30, 2005
A person not cool or masculine enough to be considered a douchbag, but every bit as irritating if not more so.
Hes an idiot that gets on your last damn nerve. The person you know that suffers from excessive verbal diarrhea. The one you want to smack in the face with a pick-axe. He's who has done it all and done it better than you.
His behavior warrants him being described of a loose dangly vagina with warm leathery lips, and slight seepage that has crusted up giving it the smell of a blue roomon a muggy July afternoon in Georgia.
Hes an idiot that gets on your last damn nerve. The person you know that suffers from excessive verbal diarrhea. The one you want to smack in the face with a pick-axe. He's who has done it all and done it better than you.
His behavior warrants him being described of a loose dangly vagina with warm leathery lips, and slight seepage that has crusted up giving it the smell of a blue roomon a muggy July afternoon in Georgia.
CHAD_NORTON is certainly a CUNTWAFFLE of Epic proportions.
He has the worst disposition and constantly uses people for his own gain.
He has the worst disposition and constantly uses people for his own gain.
by suomyuouA December 05, 2018