someone who wears a funny looking hat while running around every time someone blows a whistle.
"look at that cuntwaffler"

"Jamie is a cuntwaffler"

by korby221212 April 7, 2009
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noun: Term used to describe a "special" kind of person that has reached such a level of annoyance that no other word seems to suffice; word used to describe the ultimate douche bag.
That cuntwaffle just backed into me.
by EmilyBinx July 11, 2014
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A less than polite insult for someone who has taken their cunty levels to the point where you simply can't figure out if you're impressed or confused. This cuntwaffle is also prone to length emails and conversations, expounding on his cunty ways. Ego, misguided confidence, and a shit ton of entitlement is usually also involved.
Andrew is such a cuntwaffle
by Turtle dick June 29, 2017
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The state of being such a cunt, that you are a waffle too.
Shannon is a cuntwaffle!
by Josh August 18, 2003
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A person not cool or masculine enough to be considered a douchbag, but every bit as irritating if not more so.

Hes an idiot that gets on your last damn nerve. The person you know that suffers from excessive verbal diarrhea. The one you want to smack in the face with a pick-axe. He's who has done it all and done it better than you.

His behavior warrants him being described of a loose dangly vagina with warm leathery lips, and slight seepage that has crusted up giving it the smell of a blue roomon a muggy July afternoon in Georgia.
CHAD_NORTON is certainly a CUNTWAFFLE of Epic proportions.
He has the worst disposition and constantly uses people for his own gain.
by suomyuouA December 5, 2018
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Often heard emanating from the mouths of conspiracy theorists APD.
What a load of cuntwaffle APD.
by pizzaAPD November 23, 2016
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A derogatory term used to describe a male or female displaying traits of both a:
cunt; demanding, hyper critical, arrogant, ignorant
and pussy; weak, indecisive, fearful, parasitic, needy
Wow, I can't believe what a CUNTWAFFLE that guy was. He just kept insisting he was hung like a porn star, finally I was so annoyed I told him to whip it out. Then he just got up and walked away like a beaten puppy.
by embrionik November 20, 2014
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