yoghurt weaver

someone who makes yoghurt and weaves baskets.
also pacifistic pikey
tends to dwell in Totnes
typical statement: do you want to see my bag of information?
by gavin September 14, 2003
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gutter slut

dirty manky whore with juicy big flaps hanging down to her knees with puss on them
look at that fly blown manky white trash whore bag GUTTER SLUT
by Gavin August 07, 2004
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Rig

large pikey music system used to annoy the police and the upper-middle classes
the fucking pigs seized the rig
by gavin September 17, 2003
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Haxor

The bastardization of the word Hacker.

Someone who has does not understand the inner workings of a computer but knows how to download software that is used to attack and destroy or be used in a malicous nature. Most real hackers have gone through this phase, thinking they are "all powerful" because they can download someone else's tools to cause damage. When in reality the true art of a Hacker is to create said tools in attempt to find flaws and fix them in software and hardware.

See script kiddy
Hacker: wow, look at this newb.
H4x0r: ph33r my 1337n355!

H4x0r has been killed by Hacker (Teardrop doesn't work on me: Come back when you've learned something.)
by Gavin December 14, 2003
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up to the lions nose

a accurate or correct judgement of scale. usually height but could be any of the 4 main dimensions
:do you reckon thats a pint?
:that looks up to the lions nose to me
by gavin March 12, 2004
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el nombre

A dudy little spannish mouse thing that teaches kids (Little Huan) to count
El Nombre will save you! 2 add 2 is 6!
by Gavin October 15, 2003
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pie eater

A polite term for a fat person
That I.T Manager just sits and eats pies all day. What a fat tnuc
by Gavin September 12, 2003
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