cuntswagle 

A smug ass little cunt.

Billy is such a cuntswagle. I mean, just look at him.

cuntswagle by ShongaBonga April 26, 2017

Cuntwallet

A term for a girl who is completely useless, a slut, and otherwise serves no purpose in life.

I can't stand Lauren, she's such a cuntwallet

Cuntwallet by TK52 November 16, 2009

Cuntstable 

Derived from the term 'Constable'. Simply a standard constable with a little, or a lot(in most cases) of cunt in them.

Fuck off cuntstable, i didnt kill the cunt.

Cuntstable by gaucii February 10, 2009

Cuntstable 

Police Officer

Evening Cuntstable

Cuntstable by Matty D November 15, 2003

CUNTstable 

a police officer who is a spiteful little man. UK slang

"I didn't do nothing wrong CUNTstable"

CUNTstable by Dvar December 28, 2005

Cuntspangle 

The act of pulling out just before ejaculation, and 'spangling' the lady's, ahem, ladygarden with sparkly jizz.

'She didn't want me to come inside, so I cuntspangled her instead.'

Cuntspangle by MissBradders May 4, 2009

cuntbagle 

1. When a woman has puffy vagina lips, in such a way that her cunt looks like a toasty bagle.

2. An individual who is a fuckass, dick, tool, prick, bitch, cockbag, douche, or twatwaffle, or any combination of the above.

3. a gross bagle

1. "Dude monica has a cuntbagle and its awesome!!!"

2. Doctor: You have AIDS.
Patient: You're a cuntbagle.

3. I ain't eatin that cuntbagle, its been there for three weeks!

cuntbagle by Ross Mitch July 16, 2007