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cuntbagle 

1. When a woman has puffy vagina lips, in such a way that her cunt looks like a toasty bagle.

2. An individual who is a fuckass, dick, tool, prick, bitch, cockbag, douche, or twatwaffle, or any combination of the above.

3. a gross bagle
1. "Dude monica has a cuntbagle and its awesome!!!"

2. Doctor: You have AIDS.
Patient: You're a cuntbagle.

3. I ain't eatin that cuntbagle, its been there for three weeks!
cuntbagle by Ross Mitch July 16, 2007
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Cuntbagger 

An individual who, by being a cabaiste, snatches glory from ones hand.
Yi fuckin cuntbagger.
Cuntbagger by M. A. Larkin November 26, 2007

cuntbutler 

1. A more offensive and humourous insult that "cunt" on its own.

2. A man who is "pussy whipped" or overly controlled by his girlfriend. He spends excessive time with his girlfriend and will wait on her cunt like Alfred on Bruce Wayne. Similar to a WOM or WOMBAT.
1. Hey mate, I just wanted to say I'm sorry for hitting you the other day.

Fuck off cuntbutler!

2. Sorry mate, I can't make it out tonight. I'm going to stay home and watch DVDs with Tiff.

Man, you're such a cuntbutler. Do you ever leave the house these days?
cuntbutler by bucket004 May 25, 2009

cuntbutler 

A cuntbutler is the type of man who hasn't got the courage to be a complete cunt but acts as a cheerleader to a cunt he wishes he could be.
He's a typical middle management cuntbutler.

Tony Blair is such a cuntbutler.

He thinks he's the dogs bollocks but he's really just a cuntbutler.
cuntbutler by Dave Right September 22, 2010

Cuntaggedon 

When you see everyone you hate in one day, that day can only be described as cuntaggedon.

"Now I hate everyone at work everyday has become cuntaggedon"
"Now I hate everyone at work everyday has become cuntaggedon"
Cuntaggedon by mingsly September 29, 2014

Cuntageous 

You are so much of a cunt that other women around you also become cunts.
Julie and Ericka just ripped me a new asshole, what happened?

They have been hanging with Beth, that bitch is cuntageous!
Cuntageous by DAVnCHAINS December 8, 2010

cuntbaggery

Similar to "douchebaggery", means something along the lines of "the act of being a massive cunt". Used when the term "cunt" would be more appropriate than the term "douchebag".
Dennis was annoyed to all hell by the rampant cuntbaggery of most legislators
cuntbaggery by sonofsligo317 May 13, 2007
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