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cuntbagle

1. When a woman has puffy vagina lips, in such a way that her cunt looks like a toasty bagle.

2. An individual who is a fuckass, dick, tool, prick, bitch, cockbag, douche, or twatwaffle, or any combination of the above.

3. a gross bagle
1. "Dude monica has a cuntbagle and its awesome!!!"

2. Doctor: You have AIDS.
Patient: You're a cuntbagle.

3. I ain't eatin that cuntbagle, its been there for three weeks!
by Ross Mitch July 16, 2007
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Cuntbagger

An individual who, by being a cabaiste, snatches glory from ones hand.
Yi fuckin cuntbagger.
by M. A. Larkin November 26, 2007
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cuntbutler

1. A more offensive and humourous insult that "cunt" on its own.

2. A man who is "pussy whipped" or overly controlled by his girlfriend. He spends excessive time with his girlfriend and will wait on her cunt like Alfred on Bruce Wayne. Similar to a WOM or WOMBAT.
1. Hey mate, I just wanted to say I'm sorry for hitting you the other day.

Fuck off cuntbutler!

2. Sorry mate, I can't make it out tonight. I'm going to stay home and watch DVDs with Tiff.

Man, you're such a cuntbutler. Do you ever leave the house these days?
by bucket004 May 25, 2009
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cuntbutler

A cuntbutler is the type of man who hasn't got the courage to be a complete cunt but acts as a cheerleader to a cunt he wishes he could be.
He's a typical middle management cuntbutler.

Tony Blair is such a cuntbutler.

He thinks he's the dogs bollocks but he's really just a cuntbutler.
by Dave Right September 22, 2010
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Cuntaggedon

When you see everyone you hate in one day, that day can only be described as cuntaggedon.

"Now I hate everyone at work everyday has become cuntaggedon"
"Now I hate everyone at work everyday has become cuntaggedon"
by mingsly September 29, 2014
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Cuntageous

You are so much of a cunt that other women around you also become cunts.
Julie and Ericka just ripped me a new asshole, what happened?

They have been hanging with Beth, that bitch is cuntageous!
by DAVnCHAINS December 8, 2010
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cuntbaggery

Similar to "douchebaggery", means something along the lines of "the act of being a massive cunt". Used when the term "cunt" would be more appropriate than the term "douchebag".
Dennis was annoyed to all hell by the rampant cuntbaggery of most legislators
by sonofsligo317 May 13, 2007
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