Cuntspangle 

The act of pulling out just before ejaculation, and 'spangling' the lady's, ahem, ladygarden with sparkly jizz.

'She didn't want me to come inside, so I cuntspangled her instead.'

Cuntspangle by MissBradders May 4, 2009

cuntspackle 

When a man's lovejuice caresses and/or covers a woman's meatpurse, causing its lips and/or folds to close together, creating a water-tight seal.

Dude, I sprayed her so much, the cuntspackle prevented her from pissing.

cuntspackle by Beastmaster Flex January 19, 2009

cuntsponge 

a maxi-pad, a sanitary napkin

The neighbor lady came over to borrow a cuntsponge, but her gash is way larger than mine, and it was suked up into her, she had to use a newspaper.

cuntsponge by Jess November 30, 2003

fucking cuntswaggler

A fucking cuntswaggler is someone that wonders around in one's cunt. We use the word "fucking" to add more emphasis into the insult.

What do you mean you lost the keys you fucking cuntswaggler?!

fucking cuntswaggler by El Sensai November 17, 2006

cuntswagle 

A smug ass little cunt.

Billy is such a cuntswagle. I mean, just look at him.

cuntswagle by ShongaBonga April 26, 2017

cuntwrangler 

tearing off cunt and turning it into gear for about town

cuntwrangler example:
you look good today, have you been cuntwrangling latley?

cuntwrangler by tits on toast March 22, 2009