Cuntspangle

The act of pulling out just before ejaculation, and 'spangling' the lady's, ahem, ladygarden with sparkly jizz.

'She didn't want me to come inside, so I cuntspangled her instead.'

by MissBradders May 4, 2009

cuntspackle

When a man's lovejuice caresses and/or covers a woman's meatpurse, causing its lips and/or folds to close together, creating a water-tight seal.

Dude, I sprayed her so much, the cuntspackle prevented her from pissing.

by Beastmaster Flex January 19, 2009

cuntsponge

a maxi-pad, a sanitary napkin

The neighbor lady came over to borrow a cuntsponge, but her gash is way larger than mine, and it was suked up into her, she had to use a newspaper.

by Jess November 30, 2003

fucking cuntswaggler

A fucking cuntswaggler is someone that wonders around in one's cunt. We use the word "fucking" to add more emphasis into the insult.

What do you mean you lost the keys you fucking cuntswaggler?!

by El Sensai November 17, 2006

cuntswagle

A smug ass little cunt.

Billy is such a cuntswagle. I mean, just look at him.

by ShongaBonga April 26, 2017

cuntwrangler

tearing off cunt and turning it into gear for about town

cuntwrangler example:
you look good today, have you been cuntwrangling latley?

by tits on toast March 22, 2009