seriously. since when did count dracula "sparkle"? i mean really if i saw a one of those sparkly vampires, i'd laugh my ass off

*note: i don't see what the big deal with this whole twilight fad, nor am i interested
by purple_sheboodles29 November 18, 2009
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When something shines, or glitters. Disco balls are sparkly. Lady Gaga's dresses are sparkly. Diamonds are sparkly. Vampires, are not sparkly.
Person 1: Man, look at this sparkly diamond!
Twilight fan: OMG! That's like Edward!
Person 1: No. Vampires. Aren't. Freaking. SPARKLY!!!
by IT'S_OVER_9000 February 8, 2012
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The quality of an object to render all females completely unable to resist its charms.
She won't be able to resist my sparkly marriage sack.
by Sammmmmmmmeh November 8, 2007
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A color (indicative of glittery, shiny and glitzy).
Melissa: "What's your favorite color?"

Anne Marie: "Gosh, that's a tough question to answer. I really like pink, purple and sparkly."
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an adjective you use to describe something bad, when you don't quite want the other person to know it was bad.
mom: what happened to that 76$ worth of meat i bought
you: um it got kind of sparkly so i threw it out
mom: sparkly?
you: u know.. rotten
by panty February 6, 2008
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