sparkly

apparently what vampires are nowadays

seriously. since when did count dracula "sparkle"? i mean really if i saw a one of those sparkly vampires, i'd laugh my ass off

*note: i don't see what the big deal with this whole twilight fad, nor am i interested

by purple_sheboodles29 November 17, 2009

sparkly

when shiny things make pretty lights cuz of the sun...

hehe oooooooooooooooooooooooooo sparkly!

by jeanie, me September 24, 2006

sparkly

When something shines, or glitters. Disco balls are sparkly. Lady Gaga's dresses are sparkly. Diamonds are sparkly. Vampires, are not sparkly.

Person 1: Man, look at this sparkly diamond!
Twilight fan: OMG! That's like Edward!
Person 1: No. Vampires. Aren't. Freaking. SPARKLY!!!

by IT'S_OVER_9000 February 7, 2012

sparkly

The quality of an object to render all females completely unable to resist its charms.

She won't be able to resist my sparkly marriage sack.

by Sammmmmmmmeh November 7, 2007

sparkly

a guaranteed accessory that makes underwear irresistable

sparkly turquoise thongs

by Roxy is spelled S-E-X-Y September 20, 2006

sparkly

A color (indicative of glittery, shiny and glitzy).

Melissa: "What's your favorite color?"

Anne Marie: "Gosh, that's a tough question to answer. I really like pink, purple and sparkly."

by My boo lives in the nati. May 15, 2010

sparkly

an adjective you use to describe something bad, when you don't quite want the other person to know it was bad.

mom: what happened to that 76$ worth of meat i bought
you: um it got kind of sparkly so i threw it out
mom: sparkly?
you: u know.. rotten

by panty February 6, 2008