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seriously. since when did count dracula "sparkle"? i mean really if i saw a one of those sparkly vampires, i'd laugh my ass off

*note: i don't see what the big deal with this whole twilight fad, nor am i interested
by purple_sheboodles29 November 17, 2009
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Jan 24 Word of the Day
1. (noun) An abbreviation for stimulus check

2. (verb; stimmied) to get fucked by your government
Me and my homies are going to use our stimmys on guillotines and oreos. Too bad we can’t afford the milk
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by ecogoth January 01, 2021
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When something shines, or glitters. Disco balls are sparkly. Lady Gaga's dresses are sparkly. Diamonds are sparkly. Vampires, are not sparkly.
Person 1: Man, look at this sparkly diamond!
Twilight fan: OMG! That's like Edward!
Person 1: No. Vampires. Aren't. Freaking. SPARKLY!!!
by IT'S_OVER_9000 February 07, 2012
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The quality of an object to render all females completely unable to resist its charms.
She won't be able to resist my sparkly marriage sack.
by Sammmmmmmmeh November 07, 2007
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A cooler term for "awards" than the word "awards." Usually a shiny statuette that says your work doesn't suck. Sparklies give you cred and make your work legitimafied.
"Check out the sparklies on my mantle."


"I'm not sayin' my work is better than yours, I'm just sayin' I have a ton of sparklies."
by rockstarawesome October 23, 2009
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