A rather promiscuous male with the ability to communicate and, through strict meditation or indifference, become one with the cunt. Typically found in darker areas of commute, these rare specimen hunt typically in the late night and early daytime hours, stalking their prey.
Girl 1:"Did you see that guy downtown last night at the pub?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, that's Rick, he's a mean Cuntmongler. Watch out for him or you might find your panties wrapped around your ankles faster than you can say 'Hi, my name is...'".
Girl 2: "Yeah, that's Rick, he's a mean Cuntmongler. Watch out for him or you might find your panties wrapped around your ankles faster than you can say 'Hi, my name is...'".
by The Cumdumpster January 7, 2016
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Jim: Man im fucking dyin to get some pussy tonight..
Bill: You need to go see my local Cuntmonger, he's the best !
Bill: You need to go see my local Cuntmonger, he's the best !
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She had a rough old snatch, but the shiny cuntmongery she was wearing made it look less like a torn piece of liver
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