n. A no-holds approach combination of broken English and Cantonese used in an attempt to woo a Cantonese speaking girl.
Cliff: Yo baby jo mut ye.
Girl: Herro!!
Jeff: DAMN that nigga is so fluent in cuntonese!
by EBITDeezNutz February 8, 2011
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Cuntonese is the language spoken mostly by asian women or just really fucking naggy american cunts.......

Or AKA the language spoken by cunts
Crank 2

Wierd-Asian-Girl : Fag boy hit and run ... bb balls

Chev: What is that ? Cuntonese

- Watch the movie to understand
by Mason , Alex December 2, 2010
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Not to be confused with cunnilingus, cuntonese is just when someone speaks in the language of the cunts...
"This person is dickhead speaks in cuntonese"
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