Cuntonese
n. A no-holds approach combination of broken English and Cantonese used in an attempt to woo a Cantonese speaking girl.
Cuntonese by EBITDeezNutz February 25, 2011
Cuntonese
Cuntonese is the language spoken mostly by asian women or just really fucking naggy american cunts.......
Or AKA the language spoken by cunts
Or AKA the language spoken by cunts
Crank 2
Wierd-Asian-Girl : Fag boy hit and run ... bb balls
Chev: What is that ? Cuntonese
- Watch the movie to understand
Wierd-Asian-Girl : Fag boy hit and run ... bb balls
Chev: What is that ? Cuntonese
- Watch the movie to understand
Cuntonese by Mason , Alex December 3, 2010
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Cuntonese
Not to be confused with cunnilingus, cuntonese is just when someone speaks in the language of the cunts...
Cuntonese by TheGucchaiKid December 1, 2021
Cuntnesia
Cuntnesia is the act of forgetting the cunt like actions you have performed in the past. People suffering from cuntnesia actually believe that they have never done anything wrong in the past and that those who remember their bad behaviour are the ones with problems. Cuntnesia, if left untreated, can lead to the formation of cult like groups that gather near water, hide under bridges, and consume freezer burnt sausages.
Cuntnesia by Kung Of The Duckheads May 8, 2020
Boring cuntiness
Boring cuntiness is an illness that people are diagnosed with if they are rude, annoying , mean for no reason , and have absolutely no sense of humour.
The disease was first discovered by K.R. And M.B.
The disease was first discovered by K.R. And M.B.
Boring cuntiness by Foundationenglishandmathsgals January 16, 2020
Cuntometer
Cuntometer by Canadaone October 22, 2013
Cuntometer
Cuntometer (noun), Device for detecting cunts, example lawyers, politicians or estate agents. One holds the cuntometer in front of the target. If the target is a “cunt” then the device will show red, otherwise it shows green.
I met that sales guy from the estate agents yesterday, lucky I had my cuntometer, it showed red and I told him to f***k off and stick his beaujeu apartment up his ass.
Cuntometer by Dr Lingus December 9, 2008
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