Cuntonese

n. A no-holds approach combination of broken English and Cantonese used in an attempt to woo a Cantonese speaking girl.

Cliff: Yo baby jo mut ye.
Girl: Herro!!
Jeff: DAMN that nigga is so fluent in cuntonese!

by EBITDeezNutz February 25, 2011

Cuntonese

Cuntonese is the language spoken mostly by asian women or just really fucking naggy american cunts.......

Or AKA the language spoken by cunts

Crank 2

Wierd-Asian-Girl : Fag boy hit and run ... bb balls

Chev: What is that ? Cuntonese

- Watch the movie to understand

by Mason , Alex December 3, 2010

Cuntonese

Not to be confused with cunnilingus, cuntonese is just when someone speaks in the language of the cunts...

"This person is dickhead speaks in cuntonese"

by TheGucchaiKid December 1, 2021

Cuntnesia

Cuntnesia is the act of forgetting the cunt like actions you have performed in the past. People suffering from cuntnesia actually believe that they have never done anything wrong in the past and that those who remember their bad behaviour are the ones with problems. Cuntnesia, if left untreated, can lead to the formation of cult like groups that gather near water, hide under bridges, and consume freezer burnt sausages.

Do you think they remember when they were acting like cunts? No, they all have cuntnesia.

by Kung Of The Duckheads May 8, 2020

Boring cuntiness

Boring cuntiness is an illness that people are diagnosed with if they are rude, annoying , mean for no reason , and have absolutely no sense of humour.

The disease was first discovered by K.R. And M.B.

I diagnose TW with boring cuntiness

by Foundationenglishandmathsgals January 16, 2020

Cuntometer

The measured effect of a cunt on a social or business setting

God, the cuntometer hit 11 in the office today!

by Canadaone October 22, 2013

Cuntometer

Cuntometer (noun), Device for detecting cunts, example lawyers, politicians or estate agents. One holds the cuntometer in front of the target. If the target is a “cunt” then the device will show red, otherwise it shows green.

I met that sales guy from the estate agents yesterday, lucky I had my cuntometer, it showed red and I told him to f***k off and stick his beaujeu apartment up his ass.

by Dr Lingus December 9, 2008