cuntmonkey 

Someone who is so completely despicable they transcend being a dickhead and can only be described by this term.

Omigod, <insert suitably stupid name here> just called me a slut! He is such a cuntmonkey.

cuntmonkey by Elle-Belle February 8, 2007

cuntmonkey 

1. an extremely annoying, disgusting person
2. a weird looking 2ft tall monkey with a vagina for a face

'oh. dude. you're such a fucking cuntmonkey.'

cuntmonkey by Jamie December 2, 2003

CuntMonkey 

Someone who annoys everyone around them, usually resulting in a cunt licking contest.

"Did you see mike today? what a CuntMonkey"

"God mike is a fucking CuntMonkey"

CuntMonkey by Hamster&DaWombat November 28, 2007

Cuntmonkey 

Someone who is not ony anoying but dumb as shit. Calling them a monkey is an insult to monkeys. A cuntmonkey is that one sorry son of a bitch who everyone just hates

Sarah is the cuntmonkey of the class

Cuntmonkey by Boxedisopod May 4, 2018

Cartmonkey 

Someone who works at a grocery store pushing carts.

He's a cartmonkey at the super store.

Cartmonkey by cartmonkey October 23, 2004

cunt monkey 

The mystical creatures that reside in everything that fucks you over.

James lost his favorite socks.
"Damn, must be those cunt monkeys!"

cunt monkey by lord frumpaloofcanchanpachanpow October 23, 2005

catmonkey

A rare and exotic animal. Only one has been found to date. The Catmonkey is a cross between a cat and a monkey. He looks like a cat and behaves like a monkey. The Catmonkey is very cheeky but also kind, and is known to associate with another rare breed, the Stinky Chimp.

'I went to the Amazon and saw a catmonkey in its natural habitat'
'Wow'

catmonkey by Monkeyscientist January 27, 2015