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cunticles 

An unfortunate condition sometimes observed in Japanese onsens (bath houses) whereby the penis is mostly absorbed within the protruding gut and hairy testicles of a portly yet meagerly endowed gent, so as to create the illusion of female genitalia - with the penis tip resembling an engorged clitoris, and hairy ballsack an unkempt vulva.
Hiromi you poor bastard. With cunticles like that, you could almost sneak into the ladies!
cunticles by Wayner Wayne June 28, 2018

casticle 

A name for someone who is both a dick and a pussy at the same time, implying that they were castrated
Person 1: Did you hear about Samantha’s boyfriend?

Person 2: Yeah, hes a total casticle

Cantilever 

Grand Design's, Kevin McCloud's, favorite word describing an architectural object only supported on one end.
My dick cantilevered towards her pussy.
Cantilever by kev-in.bants October 13, 2019

Canticles 

"Do you have canticles?"
"Why yes I do. They're purple!"
Canticles by pu-rr February 8, 2012

cunticle 

A singular piece of dry crusty mucus that collects around the cunt lips of elderly women
Bob was fucking his grandmother when he noticed a rough abrasive sensation; he looked down and found his penis being stripped by her filthy cunticles
cunticle by The Shaven Weasel January 7, 2005

cantilever 

An architectural/structural term meaning "overhang," or a really nerdy way to talk about someone with large breasts.
Man, I sure like to stand under her cantilever.
cantilever by Polska59 February 15, 2009