cuntclusion

When common sense goes into a female ear, along with fact and reason going into her other ear, what is then spewed out of her mouth is irrational rubbish.

"Hey honey, do you want to stick around tonight? I have several of my girlfriends coming over for cheap wine and convo," says Nadine. "No thanks hun, I can't imagine the cuntclusions several drunk women will come with when discussing the crap you do. I'd rather help my friend move in subzero temperatures than hang out with you on girl's night," says Brad.

by skiNorthFace January 25, 2014

Cuntclusion

When she jumps to conclusions in straight bitch mode when you have done nothing wrong.

She jumped to cuntclusion and told me she can't live with Someone when wastes food. But I was just letting it cool off.

by Spritzen July 27, 2018

Cuntclusion

Any final thought, decision, or judgement steming from an argument or relationship with a cunt.

I've come to the cuntclusion that my x was a lying piece of gerbil shit...

by ReechardJawnson February 1, 2022

cuntcussion

The inflammation, irritation, and/or the swelling of the vagina, usually as a direct result of vigorous coitus, otherwise known as "taking a pounding".

"Did you hear about Mary's new african american boyfriend Tron?"
"No, but i don't think the community would approve............."
"Yes i know... I've been talking to her and apparently she's been suffering through some substantial cuntcussions recently. The doctor told her to stay away from physical activity for two weeks"

by handj.o.b. May 17, 2010

conclusionary

a word or phrase that draws the intention of a conclusion.
A phrase being a conclusionary statement.

conclusionary statements:

In conclusion, In retrospect, as a result of, therefore, proving my point that...(etc)

by Ttddhj November 17, 2007

Jumping to Conclusions

When you add 2 and 2 together... and get 22

Person A: "Yeah so I saw your girlfriend talking to Brad last night and she said..."
*Interruption by Person B*
Person B: "Holy Sh*t! She's cheating on me!"
Person A: "Dude, stop jumping to conclusions! She said he needs to get a life!"
Person B: "Oh..."

by Future Mind-Controlling Robots July 26, 2010

Jump to conclusions mat

its a mat with different conclusions you can jump too. the worst idea ever.

see office space

by vincenzo December 3, 2003