Cunticus

The King of Cunts.
Term used in reference to an Operations manager for a large oil company working offshore Ghana.

The decision has been made, Cunticus has spoken.
Cunticus is the ruler of the realm of the cunts.

by fdddededde August 20, 2017

cuntcussion

The inflammation, irritation, and/or the swelling of the vagina, usually as a direct result of vigorous coitus, otherwise known as "taking a pounding".

"Did you hear about Mary's new african american boyfriend Tron?"
"No, but i don't think the community would approve............."
"Yes i know... I've been talking to her and apparently she's been suffering through some substantial cuntcussions recently. The doctor told her to stay away from physical activity for two weeks"

by handj.o.b. May 17, 2010

Cuntimus Prime

one who is being a complete douche and or asshole, while devoid of emotion.

fuck you cuntimus prime

by vagina-tron3000 August 2, 2009

cuntious

a very posh cunt.

you are very cuntious

by haggard-ash August 14, 2009

Self Cuntious

To be aware of how much of a cunt you are or are capable of being and then try to curb your cuntiness for the benefit of others.

My self cuntious is probably the reason no one's realised I'm a complete cunt. I keep that shit under wraps.

by Fortitude July 2, 2015

Cuntitus

An acute disease or disorder That mainly affects the brain and the personality and return affecting a person’s decision making skills and personality traits negatively.

Man she is acting so crazy I think she has Cuntitus...

by ABBEYizzaG December 28, 2017

cuntius maximus

Oversized vaginal muscles which can be used as a deterent for a penis if trained well.

"Dude there was no way in. Her cuntius maximus were jst too strong."

by groggycunt August 13, 2009