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cunticles 

An unfortunate condition sometimes observed in Japanese onsens (bath houses) whereby the penis is mostly absorbed within the protruding gut and hairy testicles of a portly yet meagerly endowed gent, so as to create the illusion of female genitalia - with the penis tip resembling an engorged clitoris, and hairy ballsack an unkempt vulva.
Hiromi you poor bastard. With cunticles like that, you could almost sneak into the ladies!
cunticles by Wayner Wayne June 28, 2018
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cuntaclysm 

a cunt of cataclysmic proportions.

or a cataclysm of cuntish proportion.
"So this bitch cockblocked me, refused to invite me to her house, and then kicked me in the shin!"
"What a cuntaclysm!"
cuntaclysm by rain2o September 7, 2009

Cunticles 

When a women thinks she has bigger balls than a man she has cunticles.
She has no problem putting him in his place. She has hugh cunticles
Cunticles by edzackery August 9, 2010

cunticism 

Cunticism is a belief or behavior involving uncritical malice, particularly for an extreme pointless or funny cause or in most cases involving weaker minded people, or with an obsessive enthusiasm for a evil pastime or hobby. Philosopher Matthew Everett defines Cunticism as "doubling your effort when you have no real aim other than to irritate "
A popular example of internet Cunticism is trolling.
cunticism by valuablelesson June 16, 2011

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
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funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
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