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cunticles 

An unfortunate condition sometimes observed in Japanese onsens (bath houses) whereby the penis is mostly absorbed within the protruding gut and hairy testicles of a portly yet meagerly endowed gent, so as to create the illusion of female genitalia - with the penis tip resembling an engorged clitoris, and hairy ballsack an unkempt vulva.
Hiromi you poor bastard. With cunticles like that, you could almost sneak into the ladies!
cunticles by Wayner Wayne June 28, 2018
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cuntaclysm 

a cunt of cataclysmic proportions.

or a cataclysm of cuntish proportion.
"So this bitch cockblocked me, refused to invite me to her house, and then kicked me in the shin!"
"What a cuntaclysm!"
cuntaclysm by rain2o September 7, 2009

Cunticles 

When a women thinks she has bigger balls than a man she has cunticles.
She has no problem putting him in his place. She has hugh cunticles
Cunticles by edzackery August 9, 2010

cunticism 

Cunticism is a belief or behavior involving uncritical malice, particularly for an extreme pointless or funny cause or in most cases involving weaker minded people, or with an obsessive enthusiasm for a evil pastime or hobby. Philosopher Matthew Everett defines Cunticism as "doubling your effort when you have no real aim other than to irritate "
A popular example of internet Cunticism is trolling.
cunticism by valuablelesson June 16, 2011
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026