crusticles
Your testicles turn into "raisin" looking objects with age and when they rech the full raisin-ness they are referred to as crusticles.
crusticles by Here Comes Mikee Bitch July 1, 2008
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Crusticles
1.A womans nails that are in terrible condition.
2.The tip of the woman nails (which are usually white) that are of yellow color.
3.Ceudicles with dirt underneath them.
2.The tip of the woman nails (which are usually white) that are of yellow color.
3.Ceudicles with dirt underneath them.
1.She laid her hands out on the desk and accidentaly flashed her "crusticles"
2.She bit her horrid "crusticles" all day.
3.I told him he had "crusticles" and he wouldn't stop cleaning them all day.
2.She bit her horrid "crusticles" all day.
3.I told him he had "crusticles" and he wouldn't stop cleaning them all day.
Crusticles by SethVennVampire April 1, 2009
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ass crusticles
The gravelly turd build-up on one's taint
A particulary undesirable person, group of people or event(s)
A particulary undesirable person, group of people or event(s)
ass crusticles by Emerson Biggens January 18, 2014
cunticles
An unfortunate condition sometimes observed in Japanese onsens (bath houses) whereby the penis is mostly absorbed within the protruding gut and hairy testicles of a portly yet meagerly endowed gent, so as to create the illusion of female genitalia - with the penis tip resembling an engorged clitoris, and hairy ballsack an unkempt vulva.
cunticles by Wayner Wayne June 28, 2018
butt hole crusties
butt hole crusties by buttitches June 15, 2009
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