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cuntchunder 

the initial blobbing gush of monthly ragu juice produced by the female of the species
...me cuntchunder is overdue....

....oh am having a heavy cuntchunder today.....

erh that pasta sauce taste like cuntchunder
cuntchunder by clavecin1716 August 28, 2010

Cuntundrum 

1. An unsolvable issue or problem with your wife or girlfriend.

2. A catch-22 involving a woman
That's quite a cuntundrum. I'm glad I'm not in your shoes.
Cuntundrum by fullaflex March 21, 2011

Cunthunters 

A term stemming from New Zealand to describe lowcut leather shoes worn into town by sex pests. Often accompanied with gold jewelry, excessive hair gel, shifty eyes, the aroma of Winfield Reds mixed with enough cologne to kill a small child.
"Hey Paul, grab your cunthunters, we're off to Longroom tonight"
Cunthunters by DJRailz January 19, 2021

Cunt Hound 

A person who drops everything such as work and chores to follow the trail of the nearest bitch.
Person 1 - "Hey have you seen Craig Cockring lately? He is late for our meeting?

Person 2 - "I saw him Cunt hounding after Alicia. Hope he doesn't get hit by a car."
Cunt Hound by Gaspumper October 30, 2014

cunthunt 

The magnificent activity enjoyed by many horny men, and sometimes women in lesbian situations. This can be done in a group format or it can be done individually. In many group formats, the Head Leader, would command his fellow cunthunters to join him in the search for exotic pussy. During the journey one may bump into booby traps such as the "Bush" or an STD infested pussy. These can end the cunthunter's life or possibly put forth much shame, resulting in immediate dismissal from the cunthunt.
Ricky and his two brothers went on a cunthunt to pass the time.

When I asked Gary when he met his fiancee, he replied, "I ran into her during my cunthunt."

Nelson is the best cunthunter I know. He is fearless like a lion. He is bold like an eagle. He is horny like a rhino. Everytime he takes part in the cunthunt, he fingers every girl and leaves her confused. That is the way of the cunthunter. Be quick and mysterious.

Jaquan knows what to bring to the cunthunt. He packs a bag full of flavored condoms and clean underwear. I must do the same.
cunthunt by Wild and Mild August 8, 2008

cuntmould 

The female version of knobcheese. A build up of bacteria around the vagina due to not washing.
I couldn't go down on her, she had a bad case of cuntmould.
cuntmould by Lord Football February 26, 2005
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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