cuntfounded

For a male to have zero knowledge of the female reproductive organs.... Where they are, how they work and most importantly how to pleasure them.

Scott was already having a tough time when it came to trying to get Samantha's clothes off , but he has a much harder time ahead of him trying to figure out where her clit is and what to do next.....He is cuntfounded!

by Makers Mark Twain November 27, 2016

Confounded

1) Confused, frustrated, baffled.

2) Accursed, frustrating, annoying. Synonymous with blasted.

1) The Mystery of the Malfunctioning Computer confounded me for seven years, but Detective McEaghen solved the case with relative ease.

2) How am I supposed to log on to this confounded thing?

by Diggity Monkeez April 25, 2005

cumfounded

as if struck by cum with astonishment and surprise

Thad stood there cumfounded after Blaine unleashed load all over him.

by Parker Waite January 11, 2009

confounded

Used as an intensifier, and placed like an adjective. It literally means "confused" or "foiled". As slang, it is equivalent to "danged" or "darned". Used mostly in the southern U.S. and in Scotland.

Dagnabbit, where in the Sam Hill did you get that frickin' piece of crud? Get the confounded thing out of here!

by JCEG November 25, 2006

Cumfounded

Surprise and astonishment as though one was struck by a load of cum.

Tony was completely cumfounded when Matt came out of the closet.

by Scott Pitt January 21, 2009

cuntflounder

Just an all around cunt or person who enjoys being a cunt

Did you see john over there? No I don’t talk to that cuntflounder

by JacksonfuckAss December 30, 2017