cuntmould
cuntmould by Lord Football February 26, 2005
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cuntold
The female equivalent of a cuckold. A submissive wife with a husband who takes on nympho and skanky lovers whereby the husband's sexual pleasures become the wife's vicarious sexual pleasures and experiences.
cuntold by TBoneMcCoy January 22, 2007
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cuntfounded
For a male to have zero knowledge of the female reproductive organs.... Where they are, how they work and most importantly how to pleasure them.
Scott was already having a tough time when it came to trying to get Samantha's clothes off , but he has a much harder time ahead of him trying to figure out where her clit is and what to do next.....He is cuntfounded!
cuntfounded by Makers Mark Twain November 27, 2016
cuntmudgeon
cuntmudgeon by Puffalicious July 9, 2014
Cuntmouth
"You are a cuntmouth"
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