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there was a young mouse called keith,
who bit a mans knob with his teeth,
it wasnt for leisure,
or sexual pleasure,
but to get to the cheese beneath
chris is a knobcheese
by chris wheal April 23, 2004
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Smegma which curdles and forms under the foreskin on a male who has low genital hygiene standards.
Person 1: What's that smell dude?
Person 2: Dude, that's my knob cheese. Damn, I knew I should have washed this morning.
by Matt Bateman May 10, 2003
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The actual name is 'smegma' found behind the foreskin, it usually smells and is fairly stringy and usually yellow in colour
Yjan pulled back his foreskin, only to reveal to his boyfriend matt,that he had a tonne of knobcheese
by Star + Glitter April 15, 2005
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<noun> Offensive Chiefly British Slang

The implication that the subject of the insult is indeed so insignificant as to suggest that they are equal only to the small particles of sweat, semen and urine to be found twix the folds of the foreskin and/or other parts of the penis.
BAZZA: "Aww Chazza you fuckin' knob-cheese!"
CHAZZA: "Dahn fuckin' call me a knob-cheese, y' piece o' shit!"
by Stuart Fletcher January 29, 2005
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after lack of washing and cleaning, the penis' dirt builds up and sits there happily breeding minging bacteria that stinks like cheese. it is normally crusty and yellow in extreme condtions. you are a knob cheese if your a total twat.
he dumped me a day before my birthday also being the day my beloved dog died

knob cheese
by little miss dotty March 20, 2003
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Knob cheese is then dairy product produced on a penis.
Note: this cheese is not from cows
Cameron: Hey man wassup

Dave Mustaine: Under my foreskin lays a large deposit of knob cheese.

Cameron: Indeed
by cameronismadd February 06, 2011
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(also bell end brie, helmetdale)
the smelly dirty shit found under the foreskin of tramps and other scum
"...that guy been in that room for weeks. I bet hes fulla knobcheese..."
by Anonymous September 23, 2003
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