there was a young mouse called keith,
who bit a mans knob with his teeth,
it wasnt for leisure,
or sexual pleasure,
but to get to the cheese beneath
chris is a knobcheese
by chris wheal April 23, 2004
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(also bell end brie, helmetdale)
the smelly dirty shit found under the foreskin of tramps and other scum
"...that guy been in that room for weeks. I bet hes fulla knobcheese..."
by Anonymous September 23, 2003
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Knobcheese = smegma
If you don't know what that is, visit a REAL dictionary, you bell-end fuckwit.
I'm hungry - is there anything to eat?

by notapaki August 10, 2003
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Way of calling someone a prick, or an asshole. Refers to the stuff under a guys foreskin
Jamie is being such a knobcheese today
by BabyDizz May 1, 2005
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The actual name is 'smegma' found behind the foreskin, it usually smells and is fairly stringy and usually yellow in colour
Yjan pulled back his foreskin, only to reveal to his boyfriend matt,that he had a tonne of knobcheese
by Star + Glitter April 15, 2005
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1: This 'cheese' stuff that's under your knob if you're a lazy prick and don't shower

2: Derogatory, used when someone is being a dumbass or just to put someone down.
by Camwin February 16, 2005
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