cuntnundrum

when a priest is caught having sex with a nun, and he has to save face with his parish community

Father O'Thomas sure got himself into a cuntnundrum when he had sex with Sister O'Hillary Shea during bingo last night.

by MillsFokk August 25, 2009

cuntnundrum

Noun; A decision that precludes one from getting any pussy that night.

Dude 1: Man, I've got this awesome gig tonight across town, but my girlfriend is just getting back from a week-long business trip and is she going to be horny. I want to bang the hell out of her, but this gig could be our big break and if I go there's no way I'm getting any! What do I do?

Dude 2: Dude, that's quite the cuntnundrum.

Dude 1: I've got a final in the morning and the old lady wants to get it on. If I bang her brains out the way she likes it, I'll crash for sure and fail the test.

Dude 2: Last time I was faced with such a cuntnundrum, I banged my old lady and then begged for an extension.

by Paddyoski April 23, 2008

Cuntundrum

1. An unsolvable issue or problem with your wife or girlfriend.

2. A catch-22 involving a woman

That's quite a cuntundrum. I'm glad I'm not in your shoes.

by fullaflex March 21, 2011

cunundrumucopia

Commingling of conundrum & cornucopia that specifically relates to having an abundance of problems or issues.

George W. Bush has found himself in a cunundrumucopia since we went into Iraq.

by Roger Halunen January 15, 2006

Cuntinundrum

A woman, usually in the work place or as a friend to one's girlfriend, who, by appearance, gives considerable effort in kindliness, work ethic, and "gettingshitdoneness" but is quite different in her approach to interpersonal relationships. These women can smile, be polite, and give no impression at all that she is actually speaking ill of someone. She is a master of deceit: her tactics typically involve cutting the smallest of corners or committing the most minute of infractions, but the little things tend to add up to a significant annoyance that, when complaints are made, are not taken very seriously.

What a cuntinundrum! She's nice, but isn't nice!

by Chenning June 28, 2011

connundrum

Trump.

America is in a Trump (connundrum)

by Sparkle Fart September 21, 2017

cunnyundrum

The dilema of finding a beautiful women, and discovering she has an ugly cunny!

Rachel was hot, but she had a shit pussy, it was a real cunnyundrum!

by Enrico May 26, 2004