cunnidingus

a double jointed man who enjoys giving felatio to his
own self simply because he can.
I was out slopping the hogs and saw Clem giving hisself
cunnidingus down in the holler by the creek.
by driver_im8 July 05, 2009
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Cunnidingus

Friend "OMG did you see that guy staring at me, I'm SO hot and he knows it!"

Me: " He was staring at your camel toe stupid, don't be such a cunnidingus!!!!"
by Sonny Black Monster June 30, 2012
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