A fart let out with such force and with a smell like it just had to have passed through the turd, hits you in the face with blunt force trauma.
TWO GOOD OL' BOYS FISHING;
You know Cletus,I remember my granpa talking about the good ol' south,I wish I was raised back when......MY GOD!! DID YOU
SHIT YOUR SELF?!!
How'd you like that alabama hurricane Clem?
Singed the hair in your nose,didn't it?
someone with a nose as big as a porn star's cock.
I bet the girlfriend of that hose nose like's sitting on his face
this is when you give oral sex to a woman who tastes so
sweet and looks so fine you wish you had mustache
whiskers to lick.
janine is so fine,she is whisker lickens.
FRIEND; as long as I have a face,she has a place to sit
Giving cunnilingus to a woman having a hot erotic scent.
Like earthy cinnamon.
My girl friend has the best tasting cinna snatch
She tastes like cinnabons.
This is someone of jewish descent that has screwed a hard
working man or woman out of their money.
This is a much older expression that is not widely used but should be given the current state of the economy.
that skid nose jew bernie madoff got what he deserved!
Now if they lock up the greedy skid nose jew bankers,that would make
a double jointed man who enjoys giving felatio to his
own self simply because he can.
I was out slopping the hogs and saw Clem giving hisself
cunnidingus down in the holler by the creek.
a male of Indian descent whom thinks he is a player.
He tries to impress women with his comand of broken
english while blasting old rahjiv shakar tunes from his
cheap car stereo.
Did you see that pun-jabba trying to get lucky with that
He couldn't get laid with a hundred dollar bill stuck behind