driver_im8's definitions

chilays

a big set of nigger lips

a pair of lips so big they could be mistaken for shaved pussy.

"I bet her chilays could polish the brass off a door knob!"

"I am telling you dog,doiing her back or front feels like the

same thaanngg!!"

by driver_im8 June 15, 2009

double pleased

someone who is double jonted and pleasures themselves.

cletus; I was watch'n a porn last night and this girl was lick'n her asshole and eating her own pussy. She doubled pleased herself.

clem; I saw a porn where a guy double pleased hiself by swallowing his own cock and balls!

by driver_im8 December 6, 2010

snatch grab

that is when a woman gets so excited during oral sex she
grabs her partner by the ears and runs his nose into her
vagina and begins pumping his face like intercourse.

Since charlene pulled a snatch grab on me last night,I

can't seem to get the smell of asshole out of my nose.

by driver_im8 July 19, 2009

cinna snatch

Giving cunnilingus to a woman having a hot erotic scent.
Like earthy cinnamon.

My girl friend has the best tasting cinna snatch
She tastes like cinnabons.

by driver_im8 December 26, 2009

muslim bookmark

This is when either out of spite or lack of toilet paper,
they wipe their ass on a page of the KORAN.

U S EMBASSY;KUWAIT:

Has anyone seen my Koran,it's time for prayer.
MARINE; We ran out of shitter wipe ,so I borrowed a few
pages.Don't have a cow NAHIBE, I put them back after I
gave them a muslim bookmark.
OHHHH! I KEEEEL YOUUU NOW! YOUUU INFIDEL !!!!!!

by driver_im8 August 8, 2009

whisker lickens

this is when you give oral sex to a woman who tastes so
sweet and looks so fine you wish you had mustache
whiskers to lick.

janine is so fine,she is whisker lickens.
FRIEND; as long as I have a face,she has a place to sit

by driver_im8 July 24, 2009

shuffles

a black man or woman whom seems to take forever to cross
the street
this is an attitude brought on by the fact that because they
take the bus and you drive;you are not any better than they are!

Next time one of those niggers plays shuffles in the cross
walk with me again.i'm going to use him as a hood ornament!
FRIEND; Can I hit the gas?

by driver_im8 July 10, 2009