driver_im8's definitions

double pleased

someone who is double jonted and pleasures themselves.

cletus; I was watch'n a porn last night and this girl was lick'n her asshole and eating her own pussy. She doubled pleased herself.

clem; I saw a porn where a guy double pleased hiself by swallowing his own cock and balls!

by driver_im8 December 6, 2010

hose nose

someone with a nose as big as a porn star's cock.

I bet the girlfriend of that hose nose like's sitting on his face

by driver_im8 January 1, 2010

cinna snatch

Giving cunnilingus to a woman having a hot erotic scent.
Like earthy cinnamon.

My girl friend has the best tasting cinna snatch
She tastes like cinnabons.

by driver_im8 December 26, 2009

pee bag

this is prominent in overweight men and women who have

an extra belly,or pee bag,beneath their regular fat belly.
Most prominently seen in an individual wearing stretch
pants because it's the only thing that fits.

That fat girl has a HUGE pee bag. I bet if she sneezes,her
big bong belly blows out her rubber ass hole.

by driver_im8 August 30, 2009

skid nose jew

This is someone of jewish descent that has screwed a hard
working man or woman out of their money.
This is a much older expression that is not widely used but should be given the current state of the economy.

that skid nose jew bernie madoff got what he deserved!
Now if they lock up the greedy skid nose jew bankers,that would make
my day!

by driver_im8 August 8, 2009

muslim bookmark

This is when either out of spite or lack of toilet paper,
they wipe their ass on a page of the KORAN.

U S EMBASSY;KUWAIT:

Has anyone seen my Koran,it's time for prayer.
MARINE; We ran out of shitter wipe ,so I borrowed a few
pages.Don't have a cow NAHIBE, I put them back after I
gave them a muslim bookmark.
OHHHH! I KEEEEL YOUUU NOW! YOUUU INFIDEL !!!!!!

by driver_im8 August 8, 2009

skunk rat

a woman whose pussy is so hairy you know her parents were

decendants of sasquatch.

I'VE NEVER SEEN A skunk rat ON A WOMAN LIKE THE ONE I PICKED UP LAST NIGHT. IT WAS SCARY TO GO IN THERE

WITHOUT A GUN AND A FLASHLIGHT.

by driver_im8 August 8, 2009