driver_im8's definitions

booger

Someone with huge flared nostrils.
Someone with nostrils you could hide marbles or golf balls in.

Did you see the booger on that niggra?
FRIEND; Yeah,he's got more hair up there than Sasquatch
gots on his ass!

by driver_im8 July 10, 2009

chilays

a big set of nigger lips

a pair of lips so big they could be mistaken for shaved pussy.

"I bet her chilays could polish the brass off a door knob!"

"I am telling you dog,doiing her back or front feels like the

same thaanngg!!"

by driver_im8 June 15, 2009

double pleased

someone who is double jonted and pleasures themselves.

cletus; I was watch'n a porn last night and this girl was lick'n her asshole and eating her own pussy. She doubled pleased herself.

clem; I saw a porn where a guy double pleased hiself by swallowing his own cock and balls!

by driver_im8 December 6, 2010

tinkler

a young teen not quite legal but appears in all ways.
a woman.

tyrone's been running from the police since he knocked up

that little tinkler.

yeah.the sheriff didn't want his little white princess packing
tyrone's porch monkey on her porcelain hips.

by driver_im8 July 8, 2009

cinna snatch

Giving cunnilingus to a woman having a hot erotic scent.
Like earthy cinnamon.

My girl friend has the best tasting cinna snatch
She tastes like cinnabons.

by driver_im8 December 26, 2009

muslim bookmark

This is when either out of spite or lack of toilet paper,
they wipe their ass on a page of the KORAN.

U S EMBASSY;KUWAIT:

Has anyone seen my Koran,it's time for prayer.
MARINE; We ran out of shitter wipe ,so I borrowed a few
pages.Don't have a cow NAHIBE, I put them back after I
gave them a muslim bookmark.
OHHHH! I KEEEEL YOUUU NOW! YOUUU INFIDEL !!!!!!

by driver_im8 August 8, 2009

snatch grab

that is when a woman gets so excited during oral sex she
grabs her partner by the ears and runs his nose into her
vagina and begins pumping his face like intercourse.

Since charlene pulled a snatch grab on me last night,I

can't seem to get the smell of asshole out of my nose.

by driver_im8 July 19, 2009