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this is when you give oral sex to a woman who tastes so
sweet and looks so fine you wish you had mustache
whiskers to lick.
sweet and looks so fine you wish you had mustache
whiskers to lick.
by driver_im8 July 24, 2009
Get the whisker lickens mug.this is when a man or woman are materbating thinking they are
alone but actualy giving someone a peep show.
alone but actualy giving someone a peep show.
I'm telling you JOSH,I have to get a new room mate,
I caught MIKEY perving on his self last night.
Well joe,there are two types of guys in the world
One's that say they are going to quit but don't
And one's that that don't even try!
Yeah,but he was screaming my name!!!!!!!
I caught MIKEY perving on his self last night.
Well joe,there are two types of guys in the world
One's that say they are going to quit but don't
And one's that that don't even try!
Yeah,but he was screaming my name!!!!!!!
by driver_im8 July 25, 2009
Get the perving mug.This is someone of jewish descent that has screwed a hard
working man or woman out of their money.
This is a much older expression that is not widely used but should be given the current state of the economy.
working man or woman out of their money.
This is a much older expression that is not widely used but should be given the current state of the economy.
that skid nose jew bernie madoff got what he deserved!
Now if they lock up the greedy skid nose jew bankers,that would make
my day!
Now if they lock up the greedy skid nose jew bankers,that would make
my day!
by driver_im8 August 8, 2009
Get the skid nose jew mug.This is when either out of spite or lack of toilet paper,
they wipe their ass on a page of the KORAN.
they wipe their ass on a page of the KORAN.
U S EMBASSY;KUWAIT:
Has anyone seen my Koran,it's time for prayer.
MARINE; We ran out of shitter wipe ,so I borrowed a few
pages.Don't have a cow NAHIBE, I put them back after I
gave them a muslim bookmark.
OHHHH! I KEEEEL YOUUU NOW! YOUUU INFIDEL !!!!!!
Has anyone seen my Koran,it's time for prayer.
MARINE; We ran out of shitter wipe ,so I borrowed a few
pages.Don't have a cow NAHIBE, I put them back after I
gave them a muslim bookmark.
OHHHH! I KEEEEL YOUUU NOW! YOUUU INFIDEL !!!!!!
by driver_im8 August 8, 2009
Get the muslim bookmark mug.I'VE NEVER SEEN A skunk rat ON A WOMAN LIKE THE ONE I PICKED UP LAST NIGHT. IT WAS SCARY TO GO IN THERE
WITHOUT A GUN AND A FLASHLIGHT.
WITHOUT A GUN AND A FLASHLIGHT.
by driver_im8 August 8, 2009
Get the skunk rat mug.A fart let out with such force and with a smell like it just had to have passed through the turd, hits you in the face with blunt force trauma.
TWO GOOD OL' BOYS FISHING;
You know Cletus,I remember my granpa talking about the good ol' south,I wish I was raised back when......MY GOD!! DID YOU
SHIT YOUR SELF?!!
How'd you like that alabama hurricane Clem?
Singed the hair in your nose,didn't it?
You know Cletus,I remember my granpa talking about the good ol' south,I wish I was raised back when......MY GOD!! DID YOU
SHIT YOUR SELF?!!
How'd you like that alabama hurricane Clem?
Singed the hair in your nose,didn't it?
by driver_im8 August 8, 2009
Get the alabama hurricane mug.a male of Indian descent whom thinks he is a player.
He tries to impress women with his comand of broken
english while blasting old rahjiv shakar tunes from his
cheap car stereo.
He tries to impress women with his comand of broken
english while blasting old rahjiv shakar tunes from his
cheap car stereo.
Did you see that pun-jabba trying to get lucky with that
hot chick?
He couldn't get laid with a hundred dollar bill stuck behind
each ear.
hot chick?
He couldn't get laid with a hundred dollar bill stuck behind
each ear.
by driver_im8 June 18, 2009
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