skid nose jew

This is someone of jewish descent that has screwed a hard
working man or woman out of their money.
This is a much older expression that is not widely used but should be given the current state of the economy.
that skid nose jew bernie madoff got what he deserved!
Now if they lock up the greedy skid nose jew bankers,that would make
my day!
by driver_im8 August 08, 2009
mugGet the skid nose jewmug.

hose nose

someone with a nose as big as a porn star's cock.
I bet the girlfriend of that hose nose like's sitting on his face
by driver_im8 January 01, 2010
mugGet the hose nosemug.

cunnidingus

a double jointed man who enjoys giving felatio to his
own self simply because he can.
I was out slopping the hogs and saw Clem giving hisself
cunnidingus down in the holler by the creek.
by driver_im8 July 05, 2009
mugGet the cunnidingusmug.

sniffer

this is a guy who smells a seat after somebody just got up
from sitting.
What in the hell is mikey doing down in row one?
FRIEND; That fat ass girl with the greasy hair just got up

from sitting,he's sniffing the seat!
whoaaaa! Mikey's a sniffer?
by driver_im8 July 09, 2009
mugGet the sniffermug.

tinkler

a young teen not quite legal but appears in all ways.
a woman.
tyrone's been running from the police since he knocked up

that little tinkler.

yeah.the sheriff didn't want his little white princess packing
tyrone's porch monkey on her porcelain hips.
by driver_im8 July 08, 2009
mugGet the tinklermug.

shuffles

a black man or woman whom seems to take forever to cross
the street
this is an attitude brought on by the fact that because they
take the bus and you drive;you are not any better than they are!
Next time one of those niggers plays shuffles in the cross
walk with me again.i'm going to use him as a hood ornament!
FRIEND; Can I hit the gas?
by driver_im8 July 10, 2009
mugGet the shufflesmug.

bio-bertha

A very large woman who promoted the green movement before it became a trend by providing shade in the summer and heat in the winter to her mate.
You see that mexican with the frito bandito mustache with
bio-bertha? I bet when she sits on his face he looks like the

headless horseman.
FRIEND (BEGINS TO GAG HIS TACOS UP IN THE GARBAGE CAN)
by driver_im8 July 19, 2009
mugGet the bio-berthamug.