5 definitions by Kcally

Captain Cunnilingus

A superhero who flies around looking for girls who want to be eaten out!

Hey look it's Captain Cunnilingus!!

by Kcally June 14, 2008

captain cunnilingus

A superhero who flies around looking for girls who want to be eaten out!

Hey look it's Captain Cunnilingus!!

by Kcally June 14, 2008

drape crusader

A side kick of Captain Cunnilingus.

Together they fly around pleasing the ladies by eating them out!

Oh no.. it looks like Captain Cunnilingus has lock jaw... this could be the end...

But wait!!! Here comes his sidekick, the Drape Crusader to bail him out!

by Kcally June 18, 2008

pious

An adjective used to define a man or woman who enjoys hair pie.

You could tell Cletus was a pious man the way he ate Charleen's box!

by Kcally June 14, 2008

mayonnaise

The white man's kryptonite!

Josh was a strong powerful suburban white male who could leap tall buildings in a single bound. But since he's been eating mayonnaise on his sandwich's he's just a lazy cracker now!

by Kcally June 18, 2008