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Dude that cleans cum after blowing a load with his sock because there's nothing else to use, then puts the sock back on.

Chester: When we were finished bangin' in the woods, I had to clean her off with with my sock.
O'Doyle: That's awesome... what did you do with the sock?
Chester: I had to put it back on.
O'Doyle: Haha... you're a dirty fuckin cumtoe.

cumtoe by Chester Hooker November 29, 2006

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cumter

When a man cums in a girl, then the girl picks the cum out with her fingers. The man then proceeds to licking the cum off of her fingers and spitting it in the girls asshole, and then having anal sex.

"Yo me and my girl totally cumtered last night"

"Hey, do you want to do a cumter tonight?"

cumter by thegrizzelybear September 11, 2011

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cumhoe

a cumhoe is a person of feminine decent, that is always a sucker for recieving "cum," in any possible orifice or external body part including the face, chest, back, ass, or feet in the often underated footjob.

man, sara is such a cumhoe!

cumhoe by papajdubbz November 13, 2006

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cumtowel

A cumtowel is a towel used to collect cum. This can be through masturbation (place towel under keyboard and ass) or cuntleaking. First introduced by comic-duo John and John.

After orgasm has been reached: "Can you pass me the cumtowel. I need to unload."

cumtowel by d!o July 18, 2006

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Cumton

Crouton's phase three and his severe lack of commitment makes him cum when thinking of ex while having dinner with new valentine date. He is forever, cumton.

You're really acting like a cumton right now.

Cumton by JEANGREY0001 February 20, 2021

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cumtress

n. The female version of a cumpig

A woman who likes to take 2 or more loads of semen in the mouth daily, and on a regular basis.

Did you know Britney sucked off 3 guys last Saturday?

Yeah, she is a real cumtress.

cumtress by Dr. Ingmar Selprup August 17, 2010

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Cumtoon

Cumtoon

A spittoon-like canteen you keep on the side of your bed so you can bust a big load of cum in a girls mouth so she can just lean over after your done and spit it out

My girlfriend hates cum in her mouth or even on her body and refuses to swallow my cum, so I keep a cumtoon by my bed so she can spit that shit out and not throw up all ofer my dick. cumtoon

Cumtoon by CJIZZZLE NUMBA1STUNNA!!! August 26, 2013

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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