Cumtoon 

Cumtoon

A spittoon-like canteen you keep on the side of your bed so you can bust a big load of cum in a girls mouth so she can just lean over after your done and spit it out

My girlfriend hates cum in her mouth or even on her body and refuses to swallow my cum, so I keep a cumtoon by my bed so she can spit that shit out and not throw up all ofer my dick. cumtoon

Cumtoon by CJIZZZLE NUMBA1STUNNA!!! August 26, 2013

Cumton 

Crouton's phase three and his severe lack of commitment makes him cum when thinking of ex while having dinner with new valentine date. He is forever, cumton.

You're really acting like a cumton right now.

Cumton by JEANGREY0001 February 20, 2021

cumcoon

1. (NOUN) What is formed when one is horny but too tired to get out of bed. Due to the lack of available tissue, the skeeterpillar lets its seed fall where it will and proceeds to cocoon itself in ejaculate and blankets for the night.

2. (VERB) To make a cumcoon of oneself.

1. The skeeterpillar emerged from its cumcoon in the morning as a beautiful nutterfly.

2. Screw you guys, I'm going home to cumcoon myself.

cumcoon by erik5556 November 9, 2020

cuntoon 

A pornographic cartoon, usually 'Hentai'.

"I caught Dave watching a cuntoon yesterday morning."

-Sarah

cuntoon by Spenathon March 22, 2010

Cumcoon

When a man has an orgasm so powerful, it covers the majority of the partner's body, resulting in a cocoon like effect.

Mixed using the terms "cum" and "cocoon"

He came so hard he covered me in a cumcoon!

Cumcoon by NeoDeath90 May 14, 2010

Cumtown 

When characters have sex in a fanfiction that is so OOC that the only way for the fic to be possible is if it exists in some twisted alternate dimension.

Yeah, Seto and Jounochi totally went to Cumtown in that crappy fic I read the other day.

The characters were so OOC that the fic must have taken place in Cumtown.

Cumtown by LuaM64 January 1, 2012

Cumtongulinary

A tongue that makes you cum
A person who specializes in making one cum with tongue

Even though he lacked in the pants his cumtongulinary skills was so satisfying.

Cumtongulinary by TABOO January 12, 2022