Cumtown
When characters have sex in a fanfiction that is so OOC that the only way for the fic to be possible is if it exists in some twisted alternate dimension.
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Cum Town
Show hosted by autist Nick Mullen, obese toothless man Stavros Halkias, and gay bug Adam Friedland. The best podcast for knowing about tube and square.
Person one:"Im a left-leaning individual, but i do like the idea of a Chinese Jew"
Person two: "Go on Cum Town dude."
Person two: "Go on Cum Town dude."
Cum Town by American Tai Bo May 24, 2018
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cum town
me: i sucked my dads dick and swallered his cum
therapist: why?
me: well this podcast called cum town said it would be funny
therapist: why?
me: well this podcast called cum town said it would be funny
cum town by break da law November 8, 2018
Cumton
Crouton's phase three and his severe lack of commitment makes him cum when thinking of ex while having dinner with new valentine date. He is forever, cumton.
Cumton by JEANGREY0001 February 20, 2021
Cumtoon
Cumtoon
A spittoon-like canteen you keep on the side of your bed so you can bust a big load of cum in a girls mouth so she can just lean over after your done and spit it out
A spittoon-like canteen you keep on the side of your bed so you can bust a big load of cum in a girls mouth so she can just lean over after your done and spit it out
My girlfriend hates cum in her mouth or even on her body and refuses to swallow my cum, so I keep a cumtoon by my bed so she can spit that shit out and not throw up all ofer my dick. cumtoon
Cumtoon by CJIZZZLE NUMBA1STUNNA!!! August 26, 2013
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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ulzzang
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EBK
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