Cumtown

When characters have sex in a fanfiction that is so OOC that the only way for the fic to be possible is if it exists in some twisted alternate dimension.

Yeah, Seto and Jounochi totally went to Cumtown in that crappy fic I read the other day.

The characters were so OOC that the fic must have taken place in Cumtown.

by LuaM64 January 1, 2012

Cum Town

Show hosted by autist Nick Mullen, obese toothless man Stavros Halkias, and gay bug Adam Friedland. The best podcast for knowing about tube and square.

Person one:"Im a left-leaning individual, but i do like the idea of a Chinese Jew"

Person two: "Go on Cum Town dude."

by American Tai Bo May 24, 2018

cumdown

When you've finished having sex, look up, realise what you've down, hate yourself and demand that she leave.

So I shot my load on her face and it felt amazing, but a few seconds later the cumdown kicked in and I chucked her out the house and cried myself to sleep.

by ts9195 December 20, 2010

cum town

a gay podcast for people who are gay with their fathers

me: i sucked my dads dick and swallered his cum

therapist: why?

me: well this podcast called cum town said it would be funny

by break da law November 8, 2018

cumtowel

A cumtowel is a towel used to collect cum. This can be through masturbation (place towel under keyboard and ass) or cuntleaking. First introduced by comic-duo John and John.

After orgasm has been reached: "Can you pass me the cumtowel. I need to unload."

by d!o July 18, 2006

Cumton

Crouton's phase three and his severe lack of commitment makes him cum when thinking of ex while having dinner with new valentine date. He is forever, cumton.

You're really acting like a cumton right now.

by JEANGREY0001 February 20, 2021

Cumtoon

Cumtoon

A spittoon-like canteen you keep on the side of your bed so you can bust a big load of cum in a girls mouth so she can just lean over after your done and spit it out

My girlfriend hates cum in her mouth or even on her body and refuses to swallow my cum, so I keep a cumtoon by my bed so she can spit that shit out and not throw up all ofer my dick. cumtoon

by CJIZZZLE NUMBA1STUNNA!!! August 26, 2013