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When your girl leaves you blue balled, so you get back at her by bustin a nut in her canteen
Me and my girl were messin around last night and in the middle of it she wanted to stop..i said fuck that so i gave her the cumteen.
Cumteen by yaboy8619 February 3, 2010
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She is the best cunt ever, basically she’s Cunteen. Queen of cunts.
Cunteen by Luchar March 15, 2018
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someone who thinks they are by everyone, when in reality, no one likes them. they are also not funny, and are not popular. they do not have a booty and most likely have some sort of birth defect.
that girl's lazy eye is freaking me out !

i know, she's such a cumreen
cumreen by stalinfarts October 25, 2019
It's the name refering to the non-canon femslash pairing of Dr. Remy "13" Hadley and Dr. Allison Cameron from the House M.D. Fandom
I'm a Camteen shipper
Camteen by I'm A Nonny Mouse February 24, 2011
A blonde one, a unit of measurement so minute that it can only be referred to as a fraction of a cunt hair.
Damnit! That cut it 1 cunteenth off!!!
cunteenth by Kickstand834 May 26, 2021
Cumming contently
In the bed he became cumtent
Cumtent by FuCkEdUp October 10, 2023

cunteenager 

Used to describe a teenager who is full on with their hormonal attitude.

A combination of the words "cunt" and "teenager"
Wife: "Our son is being really mouthy lately."

Husband : "Yes, he is a real cunteenager."
cunteenager by okherethisgoes June 25, 2021
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