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a person who has been getting on your nerves and you just wanna insult them. it can be used to replace the word "bitch" .
Shut up you stupid cumhead .
cum head cuming giving head
cumhead by willay654 July 4, 2010
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A person doesn’t use their brain because it’s filled with cum
“Jett is such a cumhead”, said Kookie.
Cumhead by TaxiBeast October 21, 2019
an orifice of a male or female that is the primary receptical of a male orgasm.
this guy was running his mouth and i told him to shut his cumhole.
cumhole by scott crowley December 18, 2005
Dude that cleans cum after blowing a load with his sock because there's nothing else to use, then puts the sock back on.
Chester: When we were finished bangin' in the woods, I had to clean her off with with my sock.
O'Doyle: That's awesome... what did you do with the sock?
Chester: I had to put it back on.
O'Doyle: Haha... you're a dirty fuckin cumtoe.
cumtoe by Chester Hooker November 29, 2006
a dirty filthy whore bag that just cant get enough
yo man did you she that cumhog gobble down that cock juice....dirty filthy oshawa cumhog
cumhog by Mikeademis August 16, 2006
The word cumhead orginates from Temple Moor High School.

The word means someone who puts so much gel on their hair, you can actually see little lumps of it. Making it appear to be cum in a sort of way
"Hey cumhead, what's that's in your hair?"
"Gel"
"It looks like cum to me cumhead"
cumhead by ashman July 28, 2004
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