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cumtress 

n. The female version of a cumpig

A woman who likes to take 2 or more loads of semen in the mouth daily, and on a regular basis.
Did you know Britney sucked off 3 guys last Saturday?

Yeah, she is a real cumtress.
cumtress by Dr. Ingmar Selprup August 17, 2010
Words you can keep

Cuntress 

A cuntress is a woman (or gay man, or anyone you like, really) who is both cunty and a prophetess. She is photogenic, and slays everything she does by simply existing. She knows she's a stunning and powerful woman and she flaunts that fact. Contrary to popular belief, it *is* a compliment.
"Wow, Yeojin has proven herself a cuntress yet again."
Cuntress by Stan Lu Nah June 9, 2020

cuntress 

a female who MAY look and certainly act's like their shit don't stink,have the personality of a lawn mower, and are the biggest bitch in the world. Their wardrobe often consists of burberry and gucci.
That girl isn't a cunt, she's a CUNTRESS
cuntress by John December 6, 2003

Cumpression 

When one is depressed because they havent gotten any cum for a while
Baylee was trying to figure out why she was grumpy and sad, then she realized the hadn't gotten any cum in two months. She was suffering from cumpression.
Cumpression by BIGTUNAS February 13, 2023

Air Cumpressor

Another name for your penis when you are too young to produce any sexual fluids that only air comes out when your masturbate.
Mike: I think the first time I jacked it I was like 13-14 years old.

Marty: Really?! I wacked off at 8. Only air came out though. No jizz.

Mike: I knew you had a tiny air cumpressor.

Cuntress 

CUNTRESS

WAY worse than calling a girl cunt.
Its like a lioness or princess. Ultimate.
Spoiled bitch.
Jody:I think your such a faggot, get out of my house.

Joshua:Why are you such a Cuntress right now?
Cuntress by Joshua Danger August 22, 2008

Cuntress 

The hierarchy of slang terms for contemptible women (and sometimes men) is as follows:
-Bitch
-Fucking Bitch
-Cunt
-Cuntress

A cuntress is someone whom has gone beyond the pale in their acts and attitude towards others. Often recognizable by an unwarranted sense of entitlement, and being so tasteless that videos of beheadings on Al Jazeera seem classy by comparison. Many interactions with cuntresses often end in cuntastrophes.
"There is this girl in my PolySci class, dude she's a total cuntress."
Cuntress by SeelieSidhe May 23, 2015
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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