cumter

When a man cums in a girl, then the girl picks the cum out with her fingers. The man then proceeds to licking the cum off of her fingers and spitting it in the girls asshole, and then having anal sex.

"Yo me and my girl totally cumtered last night"

"Hey, do you want to do a cumter tonight?"

by thegrizzelybear September 11, 2011

Fort Cumter

A deliberate act of Confederate aggression, the Fort Cumter is a surprise-attack of semenic proportions. During coitus, the male (Southern aggressor) purposefully disregards the approbations set forth under the Mason Jism line and rains cannon fire (jizzums) in his opponent's (traitorous Yankee harlot's) eyeball.

Jenny: Oh Jacob, please come on my stomach, that would be so hot!

Jacob: Quiet, Yankee fiend! The South will rise again, yeehaw! Prepare for the Fort Cumter: a full frontal assault!

<em> Jacob looses his cannons on her eyeballs, beginning the American Civil War. </em>

by J. Wellington Wimpy May 20, 2013

Pant Cummer

One who comes in their own pants during a handy, more often an early ejaculator.

Hey you hear about the Pant Cummer at the high school dance, came too early from a handy.

by Billy Biggs July 3, 2019

Q-cumbersome

When a word has too many Qs

All of these words are just too Q-cumbersome:
Albuquerque; equivoque; quaquaversal; querquedule; quinquagesima; quinquangular; quinquarticular;

quinqueangled; quinquedentate; quinquedentated;

quinquefarious; quinquefid; quinquefoliate; quinquefoliated;

quinqueliteral; quinquelobate; quinquelobared; quinquelobed; quinquelocular; quinquenerved; quinquennial; quinquennium; quinquepartite; quinquereme;

quinquesyllable; quinquevalve; quinquevalvular; quinquivalent; subquinquefid

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ March 13, 2010

Cumberbooty

The name for Benedict Cumberbatch's booty - everyone wants the Cumberbooty

Olivia wants the Cumberbooty

Grace needs the Cumberbooty

Matt Smith wasn't discreet about his love for the Cumberbooty

by CumberCookie January 10, 2014

Cumer

A straight-up cum addict. This fuck can't go 30 minutes without having an orgasm! By the time this sick bastard is 22, his balls will be raisins in a sack!

"Damn, Chris is a straight-up cumer, just look at him!"

by Ocide December 28, 2020

cummer's remorse

When watching a porno or having sex anything can seem sexy but immediately after ejaculating it all of a sudden seems a little gross. You might even feel a little guilty.

"Dude, I was totally fapping to these chicks swapping cum on Pornhub but right after I came I was like, wow, this is actually not sexy at all. It's a little disgusting, actually. I had a serious case of cummer's remorse."

by howzaboutthat April 22, 2014