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Fort Cumter 

A deliberate act of Confederate aggression, the Fort Cumter is a surprise-attack of semenic proportions. During coitus, the male (Southern aggressor) purposefully disregards the approbations set forth under the Mason Jism line and rains cannon fire (jizzums) in his opponent's (traitorous Yankee harlot's) eyeball.
Jenny: Oh Jacob, please come on my stomach, that would be so hot!

Jacob: Quiet, Yankee fiend! The South will rise again, yeehaw! Prepare for the Fort Cumter: a full frontal assault!

<em> Jacob looses his cannons on her eyeballs, beginning the American Civil War. </em>
Related Words

Pant Cummer 

One who comes in their own pants during a handy, more often an early ejaculator.
Hey you hear about the Pant Cummer at the high school dance, came too early from a handy.
Pant Cummer by Billy Biggs July 3, 2019

Q-cumbersome 

When a word has too many Qs
All of these words are just too Q-cumbersome:
Albuquerque; equivoque; quaquaversal; querquedule; quinquagesima; quinquangular; quinquarticular;

quinqueangled; quinquedentate; quinquedentated;

quinquefarious; quinquefid; quinquefoliate; quinquefoliated;

quinqueliteral; quinquelobate; quinquelobared; quinquelobed; quinquelocular; quinquenerved; quinquennial; quinquennium; quinquepartite; quinquereme;

quinquesyllable; quinquevalve; quinquevalvular; quinquivalent; subquinquefid

Cumberbooty 

The name for Benedict Cumberbatch's booty - everyone wants the Cumberbooty
Olivia wants the Cumberbooty

Grace needs the Cumberbooty

Matt Smith wasn't discreet about his love for the Cumberbooty
Cumberbooty by CumberCookie January 10, 2014
A straight-up cum addict. This fuck can't go 30 minutes without having an orgasm! By the time this sick bastard is 22, his balls will be raisins in a sack!
"Damn, Chris is a straight-up cumer, just look at him!"
Cumer by Ocide December 28, 2020

cummer's remorse 

When watching a porno or having sex anything can seem sexy but immediately after ejaculating it all of a sudden seems a little gross. You might even feel a little guilty.
"Dude, I was totally fapping to these chicks swapping cum on Pornhub but right after I came I was like, wow, this is actually not sexy at all. It's a little disgusting, actually. I had a serious case of cummer's remorse."