thegrizzelybear's definitions

Splooge

When a man cums and the cum goes in the air and lands straight back down into the japs eye.

-"Have you ever been able to perform a perfect splooge?"

-"Yes, but i've only ever managed to do it once"

by thegrizzelybear September 14, 2011

Maverick

A no legged dog, a dog with no legs.

-"You'll never guess what i saw the other day!"

-"What did you see?"

-"A fucking no legged dog!"

-"Ahhh, poor little maverick"

by thegrizzelybear September 14, 2011

cumter

When a man cums in a girl, then the girl picks the cum out with her fingers. The man then proceeds to licking the cum off of her fingers and spitting it in the girls asshole, and then having anal sex.

"Yo me and my girl totally cumtered last night"

"Hey, do you want to do a cumter tonight?"

by thegrizzelybear September 11, 2011

Fizzy Recoil

The amount of fizz and bubbles when you pour a fizzy drink into a glass.

-"Pepsi has less fizzy recoil than coke."

-"Yes, i agree, but coke is still better."

-"Whatever, pepsi for the win!"

-"Fucking come on then you prick!"

by thegrizzelybear October 2, 2011

Church

Another word for 'bad'. Can only be used in football/soccer context.

"That was a such a church pass"

"Wow, I have never seen such a church decision from a referee in my life"

"He always does church shots"

by thegrizzelybear December 26, 2011

Staff Crazy

When an employer/boss of a company goes crazy and employs loads of people in a short amount of time for no apparent reason.

-"Dude, Dave's gone staff crazy!"

-"I know right, yesterday i saw three trainees and today i saw another five new guys at the cafeteria. That shit cray!"

by thegrizzelybear March 3, 2012