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by hrtmitski April 17, 2021

Boa Cumstrictor

Another name for an insanely large penis, whether it is from a male or a female. Used in reference to the size of the Boa constrictor snake, it is often shortened to "Cumstrictor".

1. (Girl to another girl): My boyfriend has a real Boa Cumstrictor between his legs!

2. (Girl to the owner): You cumzticto iz tazty!

by Yuyu2809 February 21, 2011

cumstain

Although often referred to as a side effect of blowing one's load, this is also an acceptable term for someone who is stupid, lame, a douche bag, or simply a raging tool whom you feel utter disdain for.

Hey, cumstain, why the hell did you eat my sandwich?

by B-Mac! May 23, 2007

Cumstang

A ford mustang with a cummins diesel engine.

My cumstang will spank your civic any day.

by evan350z October 24, 2012

Cumstraint

The act of constraining the desire for semen

Tawshaniqua has 23 kids n iz on wellfurr, she needz tuh fin sum cumstraint!

by MuricaWeeg December 11, 2013

Cumstapated

The inability to climax during sex, commonly caused by a high level of toxicity in the body.

We were going all night long and because i was so cumstapated, I just had to fake it.

by blingblongbling March 16, 2010

cumstain

Whats left on your boxers after you download pron.

I woke up the next morning and the sheets were stuck to my cumstains!!!1

by big joe April 26, 2003